After 3 years, we meet again...

The title is pretty poignant, because I drank red wine today! After three long years, I finally caught up with MR. RED WINE. We chatted, before I drank HIM. What an amazing reunion it was! A lot of them were pretty shocked to see me drink it. I went: *Once a while only-lah, go home and repent!*...hehe. Naughty little sinner. Yas drank some too, so at least I didn't walk alone. We had a free wine sampling session because Jo brought it for his presentation. He talked on wine. When it came to Jonathan's turn, he asked us: *What are the 3 important things you need in life apart from air, water and food?*. People were saying: *TV, boyfriend/girlfriend, house, music...*, but I said *Frank Lampard*. And they said: *You just had one gulp of it, and now you're high! Next time cannot give you-lah!*. I'm not high, for goodness sake! That's me acting normal! I only get high if I had 6 glasses of Pepsi! Ask Mar, she'll tell you it's true! And tomorrow is our last class for English, we're having a small *party*...and they have planned to bring a bottle of Chivas and shandy. Am I going to drink tomorrow? I'll let you people figure it out yourselves...since I ain't telling you anything! Hahahaha...

And during Computing Principles lecture, Mr. Siva was explaining something on programming, and he used me as an example. He said that I'll bake a cake, assuming that people like chocolate cake, with strawberry and cherry topping, with icing. And he went on to say: *If you are the type who bakes a cake once or twice a year...*. Do I look like I bake a cake AT LEAST once or twice a year? I think he knows I'm such a useless pig in the kitchen. Don't know how, but he just knows. Damn embarassing. I'm not going to learn. Due to the fact I have an immense fear of knives.

And a very close family friend passed away at 12:30 a.m. this morning. To Uncle Ah Loy, may your soul rest in peace...

Going to study now. Either Finite Maths or Computing Principles. Bless me. See you around soon!

*Bluesy* out!

My little monkey named FRANKIE LEE FELIX MOURINHO!

Got this from FarahMexx!

Rules of the game: Post 5 Weird and Random facts about yourself, then at the end list the names of 5 people who are next in line to do this.

5 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME :-

[1] I have this weird dream of adopting a koala bear from Australia, and raise it as my own, so that I can teach it tricks and stunts. Like how to count, how to write [on sand, that is!], and play hide-and-seek, and other weird things.

[2] I love THE LION KING. I have this whole Lion King memorabilia set. Jigsaw puzzle, figurines, 2 soundtracks [1 is the Rhythm of the Pride Rock OST, the other is the OST for THE LION KING], a plaque, the tapes, and so many other things! I can never get tired of watching THE LION KING.

[3] I don't cry when I'm hurt physically. I scraped my knee and my toe about 2 months ago during football matches, and I went home proudly showing everyone the bruised toe and knee. Much to my dad's chagrin, obviously...he hates seeing me getting scars all over my body. Trust me, I don't cry when I get hurt PHYSICALLY. Despite the fact blood will be oozing all over the place [I have a phobia of blood].

[4] I used to eat Johnson's baby lotion instead of applying it on my skin.

[5] People might not believe this, but I'm such a boyish girl. I used to sit hours and hours seeing my brother and my two nephews play their video games. I watched Transformers, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles [heck, I had a Michaelangelo doll!], Sonic the Hedgehog, X-MEN, and Thundercats! I hated Barbie dolls people used to buy for me...and I really enjoyed playing with toys that were meant for boys.

The 5 people to do this next are: -

[1] Mszwanie

[2] Aimee

[3] Sylvien

[4] Neil

[5] Anyone reading this.


Mexxy, I did the tag. Ooh...that was fun. But I'm sure most people know few of the facts all too well already.

Had the last segment of the MS POWERPOINT PRESENTATION today. Kylie became our volleyball coach today! Quite interesting really, I've only played it once, and my hands hurt like hell! Ben made us hungry when he showed us this pic of a VERY fluffy bun *drools*. He did *The History of Bread*...overall today's presenters were good!

And Kylie gave us the finger puppets. *Whee*...I got a monkey [as predicted]! Priya took the frog, Sylvien took the bear, Materlline took the moose, Jo took the giraffe, Su Tze took the panda, Kylie kept the elephant, and Ben got the stork. Ben said the monkey looks exactly like me!

Priya named her frog: *LUCAS DANIEL SANTI GAUSS-JORDAN*. LUCAS because of that Lucas in One Tree Hill, DANIEL because of that stupid MI2 winner Daniel Lee, SANTI because of Santiago Munez [Kuno Becker] from GOAL, and GAUSS-JORDAN because of the fact she thinks that Gauss-Jordan guy who came up with such a complicated formula, is a sexy nerd!

Sylvien wanted to name hers *SYLVIEN RYAN MURRAY SCOTT*.

And then, they said I should name my monkey *JOSE LAMPS*! Huh, I don't like the name! Makes them so gay-like [Oh yeah, there was yet ANOTHER article in today's newspaper that made them look so gay-fied again! The headline read: *JOSE: I WOULDN'T SWAP LAMPS FOR ANYONE*].

I want to name my monkey: *FRANKIE LEE FELIX MOURINHO*. Hahaha...

Anyway enough of that. Got to go now. See you guys soon alright?

*Bluesy* out!

*Whee*!!!

Firstly...I want to say that my English Oral Presentation is over *wipes sweat off forehead* and done with! So now I have more time on my hands to study! I'm so excited about studying??? Since when? Hahaha...Mar, I know you're shocked, but I'm not lying. I'm going to work double extra hard! Pray for me, ok???

My presentation today was considerably okay. I liked Roya's presentation since she gave us these cute little origami birds each [I have 2: 1 from Jo [it's yellow] since he didn't want it and 1 green one, but I changed it with Vijaya since she had blue, so now I have blue! Yippee! I'm such a blue freak! My OBSESSION, besides FRANK LAMPARD, that is!]. And of course, her presentation was good. I think we only had 8 presenters today since:

1. Madam Goh came late today.
2. We started at around 8:30 a.m.!
3. Not enough time.

And since Eddie wasn't there and he was presenter NUMBER 7, I had to be presenter NUMBER 7 instead of NUMBER 8! So sad...

Then Priya told me that there was an article bout Frank Lampard in the newspapers. And she said that he looked as though he was suffering from constipation! I'll show you which picture it was.


Seriously...does he look constipated in this pic? She said this pic should be a poster and the caption should be *THE ULTIMATE CONSTIPATED LOOK OF FRANK LAMPARD*...and there was this headline in The Sun that read:

*Jose: My Lamps shining through*...and she said that it sounded so gay-like so she said there is a possibility that they are gay! I admit the headline sounds so gay-fied, but I don't think they are gay! Not even bisexuals...Argh! And then she showed the picture of a statue of Virgin Mary weeping tears of blood. Then she showed it to me.

Priya: Statue of Virgin Mary weeping...

Me: *Turns behind* Where?

Priya: In Sacramento.

Me: Weeping blood is it?

Priya: Ya. You know why she crying or not?

Me: *Shoots a dirty look at Priya*

Priya: Hello, I didn't say anything ah? You know or not why she crying? Because too many disasters happening in the world...

Me: True...

Priya: And because Jose Mourinho and Frank Lampard are gay.

Me: Started...

Priya: If he were gay, would you stop liking him?

Me: Definitely not! I like him because he's talented!

Priya: That's all that matters. Why you getting so emo now?

***

And she went on to demonstrate their *gay-ness* with the origami birds! Argh...so sad =(...then at Maths class, the conversation continued:

Priya: He's gay.

Me: He's not gay.

Priya: He's BISEXUAL. BI means 2, just like Mr. Chen said. [We were learning BINOMIAL THEOREM then, and Mr. Chen explained what BI meant]

Me: He's not bisexual. He's straight.

Priya: *Motions a straight line* Straight.

Me: Yes, straight.

Priya: Ok, he's straight. But he has a tendency to stray away from being straight.

***

And Ben just can't seem to refrain himself from bullying me. Vice versa. Can't help it, I know he's a year older than me [and I'm SUPPOSED to respect those who are much older than me], but he looks so much younger than me [he looks 16 for God's sake!]. And therefore, he looks oh-so-very-bully-able. Mind you, the word *bully-able* doesn't exist. I like creating new words. He also enjoys kicking me, as much as I enjoy kicking him. We have nothing better to do, we need some entertainment every now and then! And then Kylie was playing with this cute little finger puppets [WARNING: MY GIRLISH NOTIONS HAVE GONE TO AN ULTIMATE HIGH! SO YOU WERE WARNED!], so I asked her what animals did she have, she said she had a monkey, and I told her I wanted one, Ben said: *You don't need the monkey, because you are one!*...I just told him: *You and my mother same only! She will tell me 'No need to see monkeys in the zoo, got one in the house [referring to me, as always]'*...He just said: *Just joking!*...mean people I live with.

Anyway, to Aimee, I didn't mean to say that horses are ugly or what, I think they're one of the most beautiful creatures God created. I have a special term for MU, by the way. It's known as ManUre [credit goes to Jon for telling me this]. MU ain't the horse I was talking about, I'm calling Ruud van Nistelrooy a horse. I love horses, but sadly I can't say the same for RVN. Don't worry, you're not starting a commotion. Good luck for the remaining papers for SPM!

Anyway, got to go now. See you all soon.

*Bluesy* out!

I try...

I dreamt of Lee Ryan today...for a VERY short while. =(... I dreamt I met him in a park. And then, I don't remember a thing. How frustrating... Lee Ryan is one fine sexy thing, I tell you. And to have a short dream of him is better than NOT dreaming of him AT ALL, right?

Anyway, Chelsea beat Portsmouth 2-0! Just like what my chat-mate, Jon predicted. I told him that we'll beat them 4-0 [okay, so my level of imagination is pretty high, sue me!]. Anyway, we predicted that Frank Lampard would score. And he did [see, he listens to me!], along with Crespo. Well, Crespo scored a goal, while Frankie converted a penalty, after Joe Cole [he was named the man-of-the-match] was brought down in the penalty area. But, anyway, it's still a goal. And he's still ahead of that stupid horse. Well the horse has another game to play, against West Ham. Hope it's a scoreless draw. I'm saying this since I'm being mean with Jeevan. He said Frank Lampard is nothing and stupid! I HATE YOU!

And I am slightly confused [if there's ever a day I say I'm not confused, I will start cooking]. My dad scolded me for putting the radio volume too loud [I do that since I like loud music, I study better, and I do it to drown my neighbour's William Hung-like voice!]. And just now, he came to me and said: *In the afternoon, I scolded you not because of the radio. I thought the volume was too loud...*. I went: *OK...I know*. I didn't ask for an explanation. Maybe he heard me fighting with my mum after he scolded me. I think I mentioned that: *I have no one to turn to, so I turn to you!*...maybe he thought I was taking it out on my mum. Truth is, no. If ever I need to take the anger out on someone/something, it will usually be Mar or Jeevan [but now, I've boycotted him for what he said about Frank Lampard]. At least, they can take it when I yell at them. No, I never abuse them. It's just that they're the shoulders I seek when I need to cry.

Anyway, enough of all that jazz. I found this interesting info I saw on Friday's pullout of EPL from NST. About the Chelsea Players Top 20 CD thing. Here's the tracklisting:

CHELSEA PLAYERS TOP 20 CD TRACKLISTING
1- Kelis - Milkshake [Shaun Wright-Phillips]
2- Luther Vandross - So Amazing [John Terry]
3- Stone Roses - Fools Gold [Ricardo Carvalho]
4- Jay Z - Hard Knocks Life (Ghetton Anthem) [Michael Essien]
5- Mylo - In My Arms [Paulo Ferreira]
6- Spandau Ballet - Gold [Joe Cole]
7- Marvin Gaye - Let's Get it On [Robert Huth]
8- Usher - You Make Me Wanna [Lenny Pidgeley]
9- KC & Jo Jo - All My Life [Eidur Gudjohnsen]
10- Groove Armada - I See You Baby (Fatboy Slim Radio Edit) [Carlo Cudicini]
11- Aaliyah - Back & Forth [Didier Drogba]
12- R Kelly - I Believe I Can Fly [Petr Cech]
13- Lionel Richie - Stuck on You [Frank Lampard]
14- Christy Moore - Joxter Goes to Stuttgart [Damien Duff]
15- Jamiroquai - Seven Days in Sunny June [Hernan Crespo]
16- Kings Of Leon - California Waiting [Asier Del Horno]
17- Toni Braxton - You're Makin' Me High [Geremi]
18- Blu Cantrell - Breathe (Featuring Sean Paul) [Lassana Diarra]
19- Europe - The Final Countdown [Arjen Robben]
20- Bryan Adams - Run To You [Jose Mourinho]

Their taste in music is really interesting. I like Track 9, 12 and 15. Track 1 isn't so bad also! I can't say bout the rest since I have never heard of the songs, or I don't quite fancy them.

Enough of that. Have to prepare for my presentation tomorrow. Wish me luck. After tomorrow's presentation, I can finally concentrate on my FINALS! Woo-hoo...for once I'm actually excited about studying for my exams! I want to get good grades, since people have said I can do better, and I want to show them what I can do. I'm aiming for 4 Higher Distinctions [HDs]. Want to make people who have pinned their hopes on me proud! My family, Mar and the rest, and my other crazy friends who have always shown me the right way. Thank you for having faith in me, and I won't let you down! That sounds really sweet and inspiring, don't you think?

*Bluesy* out!

SMS...

My third post...too free, I suppose. I swear this post will be Frank Lampard-free.

Last Sunday, Surya sent me this message.

What colour am I in your heart? Choose 1 only:

1. Orange

2.White

3. Red

4. Pink

5. Green

6. Yellow

7. Blue

8. Purple

I'll send you the meaning after you reply me.

Well, these are the few replies I got.

1. Surya - Blue, White

2. Nallena - Pink [God! Someone actually said pink!]

3. Priamalar - Blue

4. Sree - White [I thought you'd pick blue!]

5. Jhoshna - Blue

6. Swarna - Blue

7. Audrey - White

And these are the meanings:

Orange: Friendship.

White: People in your heart.

Red: People you hate.

Pink: Soulmate.

Green: People you think

Yellow: People you don't forget.

Blue: People you admire.

Purple: People you like.

*Secara kesimpulannya, ramai orang meminati saya*. When translated, it sounds a little like this: *In conclusion, I have many admirers*. Hahaha...Who would want to admire a person like me? I'm one person who'll never change my ways. Though, someone said that the fact I want to stay single for the rest of my life, and the fact I might never wear make-up, and the fact I might never learn how to cook, is BULLSHIT. What does he know? I'm know myself way better than anyone else. *Sighs*...I will never change. What's that word my dad will always use? INCORRIGIBLE! That's it! Hahaha...

It's really sad to see good talent go to waste. George Best is one example. One of the greatest footballer in the world, his whole life wasted...all on booze and women. Sigh...sad ending, don't you think? God bless his soul. Wherever it may be.

And I'm still in love with *Don't Treat Me Like A Fool*...I'm so glad I have the song on CD [credit must go Sylvien...Sylvien, you have no idea how much this means to me!]. Lee Ryan's voice is simply amazing...sexy! I really hate hearing Duncan's voice on the radio or even the TV. Whenever he sings, he puts on this kind of irritating smile/look on his face that is SO detestable it makes you want to throw up! It's so annoying. And just because he has this small resemblance with Brad Pitt, he said if ever there is a movie on BLUE, he wants Brad Pitt to play him. So sickening. To Swarna and Mar, don't stab me. *Runs away from Mar and Swarna's menacing stare and knife-wielding hands!*

And I think Anton Ferdinand is better looking than Rio Ferdinand. Plus, he has a sharp nose! =) Hehe...but no one can take away my darling Frankie from me.

*Bluesy* out!

Something interesting...

FRANK LAMPARD: TRIBUTES
Frank Lampard is on course to create Premiership history when Chelsea visit Portsmouth on Saturday.

The midfielder is poised to beat David James' record of 159 consecutive Premiership appearances after equalling the mark in the 3-0 win over Newcastle United at Stamford Bridge.

Here, premierleague.com looks back at the comments made by the many admirers of the phenomenal 27-year-old over the course of his amazing run.

Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho:
"When I arrived in England, I said to many people that in my opinion Frank Lampard could become the best player in the world.
"He has a lot of discipline, never gets yellow cards or if he does they are very rare.
"Frank respects opponents and always works very, very hard in training - that's why he keeps his incredible level.
"When you work with him you see the person he is. You see that he is a professional with ambition and that's when you realise that he can become even a better player.
"He has the right mentality, the strength of personality, the talent, the fitness, the motivation and the tactical understanding to be the best. He is a great example of what the best is in today's football.
"In the past that player was an individual, who showed flashes of brilliance to entertain the crowd with a great goal, whose performance level was fantastic, but not necessarily in every game.
"Now to be the best you have to contribute for your team and push yourself in every game. That is what makes the best player in today's football and Frank Lampard does that.
"He was the best player in the Premiership last season and you have some great players in the world but they play one game a month. This player is top in every game.
"I would not change him for another player because he does everything. His defence is incredible, he can pass over a long distance, he can pass over short distances, he's professional, he can score goals over long distance, how can he improve?
"I just hope he carries on because he deserves to break the record for consecutive appearances in the Premier League."

Chelsea captain John Terry:
"I can't imagine our team without Frank Lampard in it. I really don't know what would happen."

Bolton Wanderers boss Sam Allardyce:
"He could play 100 games in a season. He was the big difference, with his finishing power. At the moment, he has to be one of the best players in the world.
"I would like to dissect Frank Lampard, analyse his body and then clone it to get 11 of them playing for Bolton.
"The guy is simply a phenomenon. The workload he takes on is huge and there is no question you could place him in the same bracket as Roy Keane or Patrick Vieira.
"He never misses a game but doesn't look like he gets tired. He inspires everyone around him."

Newcastle United and England striker Michael Owen:
"I don't think I've seen a player improve so much. He's gone from strength to strength in the last two years and he's scoring nearly every week.
"It helps that he's in a great team and has (Claude) Makelele behind him, but you have to do it yourself. He's an unbelievable player."

Former Chelsea boss Claudio Ranieri:
"In my opinion, he is a complete midfielder. He can defend, attack and can play either short or long passes, as well as running and tackling.
"Frank has improved a lot since his first game for Chelsea and he understands what I want.
"He is very important. More experience will be good for him and also good for the national team because it's good for Frank to play at this level and in the Champions League.
"Frank's used to playing a lot of games and he wants to improve."

Former West Ham United manager Harry Redknapp:
"There was only one player I remember who worked harder than young Frank and that was his dad, Frank senior.
"His father made himself a decent player by sheer hard work. He would come back after training for extra practice, shooting, sprinting, all that.
"Young Frank was the same. He would get his spikes on at night and run around the streets. He worked flat out to improve his natural gifts and he was always prepared to learn. Still is.
"Too many kids today think they've made it because they are in a first team. That's all they need, the think, but they don't tend to last very more than a few years. Frank will go on and on because he's still looking to add to his knowledge."

I am bored to my wits' end! Quite nice things are said about him...but Sam Allardyce's comments on dissecting him, analysing his body and then having 11 clones of him was pretty funny. I'm not too sure whether he'll win the European Footballer of the Year, since everyone is tipping that stupid Ronaldinho [I told you before, I dislike him...no, scratch that. I HATE HIM! People who read my blog frequently should know why I said this. It has something to do with what he said bout Chelsea! Idiot!!!] to win it. But being the one who is always rooting for him to win everything, I want him to win! I still think they should give it to him, and not that spaghetti-head Ronaldinho. Okay, I'm sensing I'm being mean...so I shall stop being mean and revert back to my fake *sugar-coated with niceness* little girly self...blearh! Go Frankie!

My Maths Quiz 2 was do-able. I think I can at least score 15/20...which means I will probably get 7.5/10 [since the marks have to be divided by half]. I actually got the answer for my sigma notation question right, but I forgot to add in something, so I think I won't get any marks at all! *Visualises the 4 marks fly away into the Sun and get burnt*. Sighs...wonder if Mr. Chen is kind enough to give me SOME marks for it. Then again, it IS Mr. Chen. And I think I lost one mark since I didn't know what transpose matrix was. So stupid! I wasn't sure what it was, since I read everything else BUT that! So I ended up writing *The product doesn't exist*! *Bangs head very hard on the wall*...but I think I did well. I said, I THINK. Not I KNOW.

Argh...my English Oral Presentation is on Monday, which is like less than two days! Pray for me, ok?

*Bluesy* out!

One love...

Okay, this is the post dedicated to Frank Lampard. Next one I'll probably post up is one on Claude Makelele [it appeared in NST], and there IS another one on Frank Lampard [which appeared in The Star] yesterday.

Long lasting Lamps

Lampard equals EPL record of playing in 159 consecutive games

Chelsea midfielder Frank Lampard equalled the record for consecutive Premier League appearances when he played his 159th game on Saturday, at home to Newcastle United.

The 27-year-old drew level with Manchester City goalkeeper David James at the top of the list, with Shay Given, in goal for Newcastle at Stamford Bridge on Saturday, third on 140 appearances in a row.

Lampard, whose nickname is Lamps, stepped on the pitch on a cold day in west London to a huge ovation from a sell-out crowd, looking for a win to keep the champions in charge at the top of the table after their fist defeat in more than a year two weeks ago at Manchester United.

The outfield player who comes closest to Lampard's appearances tally is his team mate, Wayne Bridge, who made 113 appearances for Southampton between March 2000 and January 2003.

Lampard, an England regular who was voted Player of the Year by football writers last season, began his run on Oct 13, 2001, shortly after joining Chelsea, and has played every Premier League game since.

After breaking a leg at 18 and suffering a few injuries at West Ham the season before he joined Chelsea, Lampard ha stayed remarkably injury free. He saved an operation on his toe until the season ended last May.

"It has something to do with fitness," he said in an interview in Saturday's match programme.

"Part of it is luck and part of it is being a bit clever, not flying into tackles that are silly and you can't win and not pullling out of tackles."

Lampard helped Chelsea to their first title in 50 years last season and was top scorer for the club, surpassing Chelsea's clutch of expensive strikers.

He is also top scorer so far this season for both his club and in the Premier League with 10 goals.

Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho has described his player as the best midfielder in the world and Manchester United boss Alex Ferguson has said he is a "freak" because of his outstanding staying power.

And here is a pic of the man himself!

He was presented with a special Barclays Merit award, an award and £1000 donation to the charity of his choice for being the first player to reach ten goals in the Barclays Premiership this season! *Whee*...

Have to go now...*Bluesy* out!

We're in!

Firstly...we're in! Chelsea are in the knock-out stage of the UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE! We beat Anderlecht 2-0!!! Goals from Hernan Crespo and Ricardo Carvalho [OMG! He has scored two goals in the CHAMPIONS LEAGUE! Frankie has only scored ONE!]...well, at least he assisted in both goals! *Whee*...Happy!!!

And please don't ask me about my quiz today...one word: DISASTROUS! I did tell him I didn't study for it. He told me to look forward to the finals! Let's focus on the Finite Maths quiz tomorrow, shall we?

In today's English class, Madam Goh asked us what our dream house would be like. I said I haven't thought about it. Well, actually I have thought about it. But I really prefer to keep it to myself. But since not many people come and read my blog...so I'll let you lucky people in on my little secret.

I want a house, in the middle of a lake, with a convertible roof so that I can see the stars at night, where the dining hall is located in the main hall, and I want to have Frank Lampard, Lee Ryan, Joe Cole, James Lafferty and Farid Kamil living with me. What? Madam Goh said we could include people in our dream house! So I'm including my dream men in. Can't include JM here since he's married and has two amazingly adorable kids!

Finished my journals...all that's left now, is my English Oral presentation, and the Maths quiz. I so want to put up this article on Frank Lampard that was in the newspaper on Monday...but I don't have the time. Maybe after tomorrow or so...let me get things done and dusted with my quiz first. I really didn't want Liverpool to go in...ok, I know there are a lot of Liverpool fans who are my friends/relatives/brother out there who might turn into some knife-wielding maniac after reading that statement and might decide to kill me, so I better keep quiet and NOT talk about it anymore.

Favourite word of the week: HOT! I'm been using it on almost everyone! Blame me for being crazy...I even told my mother *Drogba is HOT!*...Hahahahaha...Mar is laughing right now, I know.

I had Milo Ais in Ali Maju today...and they forgot to give me the bill! I had half a mind of not paying for the drink, but then again it's bad and I'm such a nice person, so I'll do what's right for me. I paid for it...I told you I'm nice, right? It's was the right thing to do, anyway.

Someone spanked me in the bum...Weird.

That's all there is, there isn't anymore!

*Bluesy* out.

More updates...

Hello! Long time never update! Okay I'm exaggerating...so much to write but so little time!

Anyway, let's start with yesterday's MS POWERPOINT ASSESSMENT/PRESENTATION. Overall, the presenters were good. Quite interesting things I learnt from yesterday's presentation...and mine was I guess, a bit too draggy. I admit that, but I think I did okay, on the whole. Just pray I get full marks...I was presenter NUMBER 10 [frustrated I didn't get NUMBER 8], and I actually skipped 2 slides as there wasn't much time...but I think if I had just skimmed thru a little bit, I would have managed to finish it. But I think I did okay, and someone said my presentation style was good. I sure hope so...One presentation done, one more to go. English presentation is next Monday and I'm presenter NUMBER 8. Wish me luck! I really need all the luck I can get!

And the worst thing of all, my STUDY SKILLS journal is due on Friday...so far I've completed 2 journals. Another 2 more to go! And I have 2 quizzes coming this week. Computing Principles tomorrow, and Finite Maths the day after! Argh...screwed! Wish me luck again!

And Mr. Siva mentioned that he was a wee bit disappointed with our MS EXCEL ASSESSMENT. I don't expect much marks from there ANYWAY, since I know how BADLY I did it. And then he mentioned, after we pestered him, that the highest mark was 14.5 and the lowest mark was 8. So I just said, *I probably got that mark* (meaning the latter). And he said: *The people who say like this are the ones who will score and do very well.*....*puts on a confused look here* I don't really understand what he actually meant by that. Is it a good thing? Is it a bad thing? I just went blank when he said that...*sighs* I hope I scored AT LEAST 10 marks. I would be happy and content. Since I know, MS EXCEL is NOT exactly my forte [I think I've mentioned this like a million times already! Just to justify the fact that I'm LOUSY in using MS EXCEL!]. I'm still confused...when am I ever NOT confused???

And in other news...I have Lee Ryan's new album, courtesy of Sylvien! She burned his latest album which unfortunately is not available here in Malaysia yet! Thank you Sylvien! Ooh yeah...we adore Lee Ryan! And she she burned the 'ONE LOVE' album for me as well...yay, more karaoke sessions! My favourite song from that album is 'Don't Treat Me Like A Fool', which is also Lee's favourite! It's also one of my current theme songs, by the way. Haha...

In one of my journals, I did something about Chad Michael Murray. Don't ask why, but it's there...Sylvien is going to kill me if she sees it. Sylvien, sorry ok? Didn't know what to write anyway...so Chad came into my head and that's it!

Anyway, have to run now. I'm so dead now...have to study for my Computing Principle Quiz! Thank God it doesn't carry any marks...if not, I'm surely screwed! Wish me luck...

*Bluesy* out!

TOTAL HOTNESS in the morning...

Okay the heading is a wee bit weird, but what the hell? That's how I felt when I saw Frank Lampard in today's The Star newspaper! They had an article about him. The fact that he had equalled David James's record of 159 consecutive appearances in the Premiership! Ooh..and I found this interesting bit of info today...he started his run shortly after joining Chelsea, on the 13th of October, 2001...in other words, a week after my 14th birthday! Hehe...TOTAL HOTNESS! And Sir Alex Ferguson called him a"freak" as he had so much stamina to run around the whole pitch! And Sylvien mentioned that he did look a wee bit like Lee Ryan, though Mar has said he looks like Robbie *I-can-do-cartwheels-after-I-score-goals* Keane. He does look like Lee in a way. No wonder...my taste in men includes:
1. Super-sharp noses.
2. Brown/blue eyes.
3. Tall.
4. Fair, but not too fair.
5. Watches, supports and plays football [a big criteria, this one!]
6. Cheekbones...argh...to die for!

Seriously, I do not let looks blind my faith...of course the person should have a good heart, and those six criteria are just an added incentive! I'm sounding seriously very *miang* right now. And people say my expectations in men are very unreasonable [so are most things in my life!]. I'd probably NOT marry someone who does not know anything about football [I mean zilch information on football], but if he supports football and acts like a brute...I don't think I'd want to marry him! Anyway, I'm planning on staying single for the rest of my life. So why bother?

I wrote a few things I'd like to denounce in life, as a result of what my dad said in the car. And he saw it [since I wrote it on the whiteboard in my room], and he got mad and asked me to erase it! Not too sure if he felt guilty on what he said in the afternoon [I doubt it].

He said that if I plan to further my education in the UK, instead of going to the university, I'd probably be watching a game 'live' in the stadium! Unless universities are opened on Saturdays and Sundays, then he should worry! Seriously I know my priorities, though it does get entangled in my Chelsea crazy ideas, I manage to get it right. I'd probably go watch a game just once only to get the experience of screaming at the top of your lungs [I know I do it when I'm at home, but that's a different situation altogether!]. The way people go into a state of euphoria seeing your beloved team winning a match or score a crucial winner. You know, just to get the feeling. And what's the use of the TV if you can't watch the game? Sure I'm obsessed with Chelsea and all, but that doesn't mean I've forgotten about the whole world! If I seriously need to watch the match, I have the TV. And blame my parents for not putting ASTRO! If not I can watch the match instead of depending on other people to send me either CONGRATULATORY messages or even CONDOLENCE messages [trust me, I got quite a few when we lost to MU!]. My father thinks I should consider cooking as a hobby! *Throws up hearing the term 'cooking'* That's not a hobby, that's a CHORE! Argh...so frustrating...

And it's official...Tourism Malaysia is sponsoring Chelsea, and Roman Abramovich is coming to Malaysia! I'd like to kidnap him and extort money from him so that he can sponsor my education. That is -THE INSATIABLE DREAM- ! Hahahaha...I wish he'd come to KL, then I can ask him to develop Sentul Pasar! Hahahahaha...okay, that's me acting really psychotic now! Mar, like I said before, one step closer...

And Ben likes to kick me because I'm fun [or was that funny?]. He's weird. I'm mad too. We're all mad anyway...that's what makes us all the more unique.

And let's upload a nice pic of the man I deem as TOTAL HOTNESS! FRANK LAMPARD!

Don't you think he looks SO innocent in this pic? Ben thinks he sucks! *Gasps in horror*...but he thinks Eidur Gudjohnssen is better than Frank! And he thinks Mark Feehily has got a better voice than Lee Ryan! Oh the horror! He has condemned two of my TOTAL HOTNESS blokes! Felt like hitting him! I kicked him anyway, since he kicked me...we have seriously have to find a new hobby other than kicking each other!

Oh wait...I know! Cooking, anyone?

*Bluesy* out!

The truth...

I found out the truth today...turns out that she is not on good terms with the other two friends. I knew that one of her friends is not one to be trusted wholeheartedly. She goes around boasting on how talented she is in dancing, singing, sports, blah blah blah...it's freakingly annoying. Some people may know who she is...if not, you don't have to. Trust me...you wouldn't want to.

And yesterday, Uncle Yahaya and his family came over, and his youngest daughter told me that if she scores 5As for her UPSR examinations next year, her dad will buy her a Nokia cameraphone! Sheesh...kids these days are SO spoilt! I read in the papers recently that a girl got a big 'ang pau', a trip to Hong Kong, and a new cameraphone worth RM2000 because she scored 7As for her UPSR! See what I mean? For God's sake, she just 12! Why should a 12 year old child own a cameraphone? I'm not envious...I just think that it's just pointless. Anyway, it's her parents' money, not mine, so why bother?

And yesterday my dad bought 'roti canai' for dinner, and guess whose face was used to wrap the 'roti canai'? JOSE -super hot old man- MOURINHO! Oh the horror...I've seen Frank Lampard's face being used to wrap 'popiah'! Oh the horror again! Why not use Cristiano Ronaldo's face instead? Oh I forgot, his face is too gay-fied to be used as a food wrapper! Stupid people!

Argh...my presentation's not finished yet...toodles from *Bluesy*!

Do I look like a HARRY POTTER fan to you???

Ok...blame me for acting so weird and all about HARRY POTTER, but I can't take it anymore!

Argh...everyone around me is telling me *how great HARRY POTTER was*! My niece, Farah has mentioned how great HARRY POTTER was, she has given it a 5-star rating! Err...Farah, if you're reading this, no offense ya? And Auntie Amtul has told me to go see HARRY POTTER because my mother had blurted out the fact I wanted to see a movie. Not amused at all. And yesterday, one of my father's friend's daughter told me that she could watch HARRY POTTER 4 times a day and never get bored! And I know that my other niece, Raviena would have probably gone to see the latest HARRY POTTER movie, and if I do see her around somewhere, she'd tell the whole story excitedly to a person who has never ever seen a HARRY POTTER movie, let alone read the books (I think there are 6 books?)...I am weird, do I have to tell you that again? I dislike HARRY POTTER and STAR WARS, does that make me weird?

But I love X-MEN and LOTR! I was in college talking about Heng Yan's invitation to watch HARRY POTTER, and that I asked her *DO I LOOK LIKE A HARRY POTTER FAN TO YOU?*
And Materlline told me that I did look like one! *Nearly falls off the chair*. Are you serious???

I'm the one person who flips when any one of my friends proudly announce *their amazing feat* of finishing the latest HARRY POTTER book in the span of three days. I'd ask them: *So what? Do you want me to call the people of the MALAYSIA BOOK OF RECORDS so that they can put your name in it? Or do you want me to call TV3 so that people can see how great you are because you read the book in three days?*...so what if you read the book in that short time? I can't be bothered if you do it, because I have no interest in HARRY POTTER whatsoever!

If anyone utters one word on *HOW GREAT HARRY POTTER WAS*, expect a slap from me. I will not tolerate anymore of this nonsense. I HATE HARRY POTTER!!!!! ARGH.....

Enough of all that, here's to say that Chelsea BEAT Newcastle United 3-0! Goals were scored by Joe Cole, Hernan Crespo, and Damien Duff! JM is a man who analyses the situation rather than sit on it and cry, a true leader. Disappointed that Frankie didn't score...hopefully he'll start scoring soon...not too keen on seeing that stupid horse RVN having scored the same number of goals as Frankie now, and Henry is back on track...so Frankie, do what you have to do: SCORE MORE GOALS THAN THOSE TWO!!!!!

Hahaha...on other notes, MU won over Charlton Athletic 3-1 to cap their first win without Roy Keane. Speaking of Roy Keane, I didn't expect him to leave MU, well not exactly NEVER leave MU, I knew one day he'd leave MU, but not so soon! So farewell, Roy Keane...

This is ironic...seems like the great captains of great teams are leaving. First, it was Patrick Vieira, now it's Roy Keane! Hope that John Terry will NEVER leave the Bridge. I think that's highly unlikely to happen, but who knows? Just pray he doesn't leave...

And Arsenal beat Wigan 3-2...no fair! I so wanted Wigan to win. *Frowns* stupid Arsenal!

And let's upload some nice pictures ok?

This is Joe Cole after scoring for Chelsea.


This is probably what I'll do when I get to see Chelsea live in action (hopefully at the Bridge), but I'm not too sure whether Frank will still play for Chelsea by then. He has to play, and retire only when I get to see him in action!! Hahaha...


I don't think my brother would do this for me... =( Oh well...I don't mind if he gets me Jamie Carragher's shirt! I'll be happy...hahahaha!


Are you serious? Would be interesting to see how he well he manages a country and a football team as well.

Anyway, *Bluesy* out!

What if...

What if someone who isn't that close to you, but nonetheless she regards you as a good friend, tells you that she might be suffering from cancer? What would you do? What is your initial reaction? What would you say?

Seriously folks, this is what I had to endure last night. I was shocked, blur and rather confused. I didn't know what to say. I was afraid to say anything. Knowing my level of stupidity and insensitivity, I might just say something wrongly and in the end, hurting her feelings. I was too stunned to say anything since she made me promise not to tell anyone in order to save herself from all the sympathies people may throw at her if they knew what she's currently going through. I didn't know how to react as it came to me as a shock. I really wanted to let it out of my chest, but I promised her, so I'll keep my word. Really wanted to tell Mr. Siva about it, but I didn't want her other close friends to feel angry with her for not telling them the whole truth, and instead told me about it. She told me that she decided to disclose the matter to me as I was a good listener and I was dependable (Mar, I swear if you're laughing, I'd come there and slap you!).

I really don't understand it. How is it that people come to me when they want to tell me their problems and want me keep it as a secret? I mean, I'm not complaining but it's pretty strange. People call or talk to me and then they tell me something that they're worried about, and tell me to keep it secret so that others don't have to know about it. Question is: WHY ME? Why not someone else?

I really need to tell someone about this, but I can't. I know I can't and I shouldn't. So I'll keep it to myself. And I so loathe the word *WHAT IF...???*, as it sparks one million other controversies!

But anyway, let's upload more NICE pictures from the HMC BALL and other things, shall we?


From left: Franz, Jonathan, Materlline, and Yas.


The group pic.
Top left: Adrian, Eddie, Jo Weng, Ben, Franz, Jonathan.
Bottom left: Su Tze, me, Yas, and Materlline.


Sweet little Ching Hooi and me.


Me and Ben. I don't want to friend him, because he kicked me today. *Frowns*...no worries, I kicked him back! Hahaha...


Yas and me. Sans the make-up, before Mr. Chen's class. And yes, I WAS sitting on the table.


Me, trying to show that I eat fruits, unlike what my dad claims. I was eating kiwi fruits! And I think I've got fairer legs now. Now I see why people say I look thinner. *Stunned*! *Bluesy* sitting on the blue seats! Sweet!


And this is me trying to put on a very *Frank Lampard*-like pose. Fails miserably, I know. Ooh...I look so fair here...and also very thin! Shocking!!! Hahaha...

Anyway, that's all for now....*Bluesy* out!

Something's wrong...

Something's wrong with my Blogger! I can't seem to click on any of the numbers after I click on a number earlier. Let's say if I clicked on number 3, I can't click on number 5 after that. I have to keep pressing the REFRESH button! *Sighs* so frustrating! I think I'll change the layout...since I'm freaking pissed everytime I am greeted by this girlish skin! Sheesh...

Enough of babblling, let's upload some *nice* photos shall we?


*Note to self: Don't ask Jonathan to take pictures on my behalf, unless I want to keep my eyes shut!*
From left: Me the sleepyhead, Su Tze, Mr. Siva (my Computing Principles lecturer), Ms. Chia (my Finite Maths tutor), and Ms. Selina (my Study Skills lecturer).


Don't know why I wasn't smiling and looking at the camera here...
From left: Su Tze, me, Jonathan, and Benjamin.


Su Tze and me...doesn't she look sweet? Finally I'm looking at the darn camera!

Will post more pics later...and I got a new layout...comment people!

*Bluesy* out!

Theme songs...

Thought about this while listening to James Blunt. This are our current theme songs...enjoy!

Individual theme songs:
My theme song: *Single* -Natasha Bedingfield.
Mar's theme song: *Rushes* -Darius Danesh.
Lilee's theme song: *No Matter What* -Boyzone.
Lysa's theme song: *Eternity* -Robbie Williams.
Jeevan's theme song: *With You All The Time* -Gareth Gates.
Stella's theme song: *No Bravery* -James Blunt.
Ajay's theme song: *Life* -Will Young.

Joint partnership theme songs:
Mine and Mar's theme song: *My Funny Friend and Me* -Sting.
Mine and Lilee's theme song: *Picture of You* -Boyzone.
Mine and Lysa's theme song: *Seasons in the Sun* -Westlife.
Mine and Jeevan's theme song: *Goodbye My Lover* -James Blunt.
Mine and Stella's theme song: *All These Things I've Done* -The Killers.
Mine and Ajay's theme song: *Change Your Mind* -The Killers.

Mar and Lilee's theme song: *Angel* -Sarah McLachlan.
Mar and Lysa's theme song: *A Different Beat* -Boyzone.
Mar and Jeevan's theme song: *On My Shoulder* -Westlife.
Mar and Stella's theme song: *Everybody's Changing* -Keane.
Mar and Ajay's theme song: *Hey Whatever* -Westlife.

Lilee and Lysa's theme song: *Anything is Possible* -Will Young.
Lilee and Jeevan's theme song: *Believe Me* -Fort Minor.
Lilee and Stella's theme song: *Universal Prayer* -Jamelia and Tiziano Ferro.
Lilee and Ajay's theme song: *Heal* -Westlife.

Lysa and Jeevan's theme song: *Overload* -Sugababes.
Lysa and Stella's theme song: *I'm a Bomb* -Natasha Bedingfield.
Lysa and Ajay's theme song: *The Reason* -Hoobastank.

Jeevan and Stella's theme song: *I Did It For You* -Westlife.
Jeevan and Ajay's theme song: *Club Hoppin'* -Gareth Gates.

Stella and Ajay's theme song: *A New Beginning* -Stephen Gately.

Okay I was bored. I was doing Maths and this all in one go! Argh...have tonnes of work to do!

*Bluesy* out.

Nightmares in the morning...

Yes, if you must know...I HAD NIGHTMARES LAST NIGHT (with the whole nearly-peeled-a-waxing-strip-off-a-guy's-chest drama)! I couldn't sleep till I dreamt of Frank Lampard...then I slept like a log...hehehe! Having him in dreams ain't so bad...you can do things with/to him you can't do in real life! *Grins like a mad fox*...be a little creative-lah! Doesn't include any form of violence, by the way. I'm a nice person.

And I saw him today at Ali Maju while I was busily sipping my Iced Milo after my English quiz. More nightmares occured...*throws up on the floor*...excuse me!

And then, after Computing Principles class, they went to watch *The Exorcism of Emily Rose*...really want to give that movie a go, but I had some other things to attend to. So I didn't go...I can't watch it with my parents anyway, since they'd probably get shocked and besides, they dislike horror flicks. So I probably have to resort to pirated VCDs or DVDs. *Frowns*...I wish I had a boyfriend who is actually a pirated VCD/DVD vendor. That way, I won't have to act like a child who can't afford to go out and watch movies. Plus, I get to watch the latest movies first hand!

I don't intend to go out this week, but I wanted to go out today since I had the time and I was free, but my dad says he wants me take us out for a movie on Saturday. I declined to go, since I have other things to take care of. I am slightly depressed.

I'm happy, though, since I have bought myself *Back to Bedlam*- the album by James Blunt! *Whee*! Haven't listened to it yet, since I'm sort of like hooked on to *Right Girl, Wrong Time* by Darius Danesh. Deep meaning, by the way. Hehe...Mar, you know what I mean? It's been a while, Mar...it's been a long while.

And I wish that people would not hog the whole walkway when they walk in shopping complexes. Such a pain! As though they are the only people who have the divine right to shop there and use the whole space just for them to walk. So inconsiderate!

Anyway, enough of this emo-ranting moments of mine. *Bluesy* out!

Weird things happens when you least expect them to...

This is a very weird and unusual day for me...still can't get my head around it. Anyway, here goes...

Left home for my Computing Principles tutorial class at 7:45 a.m. and reached there at 8.25 a.m.! I was late! And by the time I got there, Mr. Siva was giving out the mid-term marks. I nearly freaked out. And when it was my turn...I was pretty shocked as I did pretty well. I had 15 marks (in other words, full marks) for my MS WORD. And then for my mid-term, I had 17.3 out 20 marks. In total, I had 32.3 out 35 marks. *Insert clapping and wild cheering sound effects here*. Super-duper happy and shocked! I didn't expect to do so well...I thought I'd get some 25++ marks. Highest was Materlline. She had 33.3! And Jo scored 33! When Mr. Siva asked me: *Why did you get 17.3 for your mid-term...what happened here?*, I thought: *Oh God! 17.3 out 35 ah? What did I do? I didn't do well...screwed!* and I told him: *I don't know what happened, sir!*...and he said I did quite well. He told me to aim for a HD. Hopefully I can get a HD...and that I can scrape some marks from my stupid MS EXCEL ASSESSMENT. That was a total disaster.

Then, went to the lab to blog on my frustrations with TNB...when I told myself: *Go bury a hole and dig yourself in it*. That sounded very stupid. It should have read: *Go dig a hole and bury yourself in it!*...and then had lunch. After lunch, we went to the DSA and completed my English assignment. Then joined Materlline, Eddie and Sylvien in a game of Jenga...I think Matterline made the thing drop. Haha...then we played Taboo...that was fun! First me, Sylvien, and Priya were in one group, and Eddie, Materlline and Roya were in the other group. Then Jo Weng joined us and Adrian and Ranchithaa joined the other group when Eddie left the group. We were having a great time when these people from THE SUN newspaper came and told us they were giving away free cash! Jo had to eat dog food, and he got RM20. Eddie ate cat food, and he got RM 20 also...and Roya had to peel the waxing strip off a guy's leg. Adrian ate dog food coated with wasabi and he got RM 10! Seriously people, lay off on the wasabi already! And our class now officially have 2 dogs and a cat! Haha...

And the biggest dare was that this guy from the March intake had to get his armpit hair plucked by someone else, and for every hair plucked, he gets RM 1. And then, he had to wax his chest hair (he won RM100 ok?). And guess who NEARLY had the privilege of pulling the waxing strip? ME (seriously, I was not excited AT ALL!)! The guy who was in charge of the whole thing called my name! And I got myself staring at the wall, thinking: *How did he know my name???* And then they asked whether they should get a guy or a girl to pull of the waxing strip off his chest, and they said they should get a guy to do it. Well, that saved me from all the drama...I'd probably get nightmares thinking about it at night. Pulling a waxing strip of a guy is NOT a fun thing, even if he has the physique of John Terry or Frank Lampard. Allow me to take a moment to throw up thinking about pulling the waxing strips off men's bodies. For the faint-hearted, please look elsewhere for the timebeing.

*Throws up*
*Throws up again*
*Throws up some more*
*Throws up even more*
*Throws up even more than before*

Okay...I'm done puking all over the place. Thank you for putting up with my nonsense, and I think someone I know would be highly excited pulling the waxing strip off that guy's chest. But definitely NOT ME. I'm a drama queen. Sue me already!

And my mother said I look dark in the pic. I told them that and Ben asks me: *Who were standing next to?*...*I was standing next to Jo and Materlline*. *NO WONDER-LAH!*...hahahaha! And here I will upload pictures I stole from other people, mine will only be sent tomorrow. So here you are:


From left: Eddie (meow...), Adrian (my mum says she's sorry, since she was feeling a little emo the other day!), Jo Weng (do the somersault again!), Ben (Why you looking there? Nothing there-lah!), and Jonathan (seriously folks, he reminds me of my neighbour!).

And Mar, don't you start with the *You-are-blessed-with-an-abundant-amount-of-Chinese-blokes-for-friends-so-why-don't-you-pick-any-one-of-them-as-your-potential-boyfriend?* statements. I will slap you.

And I'm very bored, so I did this:

October,
Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.
What does your birth month reveal about you? (read memo)
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You are Persephone- goddess of transformation! You are an artist,musician, and writer. Also, a dreamer, a visionary, and a healer. You have many moods- and can even be kind of cranky sometimes. You enjoy spending time alone-whether it's to work on an art project, write a poem, compose a song, or just think about life. You have an inner calm and can be hard to get to know. Plus, you're super sensitive, sympathetic, and a great listener. That's probably why friends would come to you for advice. While some people may think you are a space case, you may just be deep in thought. Because you think about everything.
Which Goddess are you?( WITH ANIME PICS!!!) and for ALL types of girls(7 results and girls only)
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True, I think...And for my English oral presentation, I'm going to be PRESENTER NUMBER 8! *WHEE*!!! At first I got NUMBER 17, then we drew lots again, and this time around I got number 10. And I asked whether anyone who had the NUMBER 8 wanted to change numbers with me. And Jiet came to me and asked me if I wanted to change with him, since he had NUMBER 8 and he wanted NUMBER 10! So I agreed! And for my MS POWERPOINT PRESENTATION, I'm also PRESENTER NUMBER 8. Well, it's between 6, 7, or 8 anyway. Hopefully NUMBER 8! LONG LIVE THE BRIGHTEST LAMP THAT EVER LIVED - FRANK LAMPARD! NUMBER 8 is a lucky number!

Anyway...*Bluesy* out!

Stupid TNB!!!

What the hell is up with TNB? They keep cutting the electricity supply in our area every two days for like 5 hours...I actually wrote a longer post involving Joe Cole and my mum! And everything went blank, and I couldn't do anything for 5 hours! I had homework to do, for God's sake! So upset! And I was in the midst of talking to Mar when the bloody blackout occured, and she thought I was pissed with her as she kept talking about *Do you want me to find you someone who plays football like Frank Lampard and as tall as Peter Crouch???* crap. And she refuses to talk to me...F**K YOU, TNB!!!!!!!!!!! Because of you, my closest friend of 14 years thinks I'm boycotting her! Damn you, it's not like my parents don't pay the electricity bill or what...we pay them on time...and there you people are, sitting there without knowing the plight of your users, and you want to raise the tariffs? Bloody hell, you TNB people! I do not wish to get myself associated with people who work for TNB, even if the CEO's a darn good-looking bloke! I want to be the *MRS. CEO OF PERMANIS*, then I'll get a lifetime supply of PEPSI! That will be a dream come true for me...

And my mother thinks Ashley Cole is better looking than my Joe Cole...*frowns*! How can she say such a thing about my Joe Cole? My darling Joe... *That sounds really girlish, doesn't it? So I better stop now before the slaps starts coming in* Read this:

Me: Tell me-lah, who you like? Joe Cole or Ashley Cole?

Mum: Joe Cole and Ashley Cole are related. They're brothers!

Me: That's not my question, answer my question first! Who you like better?

Mum: I like both the Coles, I can't be one-sided. Must say both also good-looking, after they feel dejected.

Me: *Rather blur and not amused with mother's answer* Ma, how can you say that? They don't know you so how can they feel dejected if they hear you say that. they don't care since they don't know you-lah!

Mum: They know me, that's how I know they're related.

Me: How can that be? One's fair, the other's dark...how can they be brothers?

Mum: If your brother hears you...sure he will say "Look at me and you...you are dark, I'm fair. How can we be related?"

Me: *Says nothing...then pesters mother again* Ma, you answer my question-la! Who's better?

Mum: Both good-looking! But I like the darker one better-la...

Me: Oh, so you like Ashley Cole-lah?

*Brother comes into the living room*

Me: Guess what Ma said? Ashley Cole and Joe Cole are brothers...

Brother: Got possibility what? You never know...

Mum: I told you right?

*Screams in disbelief*

***

There...mother likes Ashely Cole as he has nice hair.*Looks confused* Henry has nice hair. And she has been not loyal to MU...supposed she doesn't like anyone there because they look so 'gay-fied'. Hahaha...

Let's upload this nice pic, shall we?

This is David Beckham...NOT! This is Frank Lampard in his younger days...he used to captain England's U21 team and his jersey was number 7! So he's even better than Becks...Sylvien, sorry! But don't you think he looks HOT in this pic?

-I LIKE MEN WITH BROWN HAIR AND BLUE/BROWN EYES AND SHARP NOSES!-

Mar, happy now??? Stupid!

Anyway, have to go now...see you soon...

*Bluesy* out!

My mother and Joe Cole

The title of this post is a bit weird for most of you, but those of you who are used to my mother's usual antics, will not stratch their heads wondering what the heck I'm talking about. Read this.

In the morning...

Me: Ma, the ketupat is cold, I can't even get the rendang taste in my mouth because it's cold! By the time papa puts on his shoes, I'm still eating and I'll be blamed for you being late for your appointment with the doctor.

Mum: Oh...just keep quiet and eat-lah! Wait, it's cold like JOE COLE ah?

Me: Can you just leave Joe Cole out of this? What has he got to do with this cold ketupat, and what did he do to you?

Mum: I simply want to say his name-lah. Why? You jealous or something?

***

In the afternoon...

Me: Aya caramba (yes I say this!)! Ashley Cole's leaving Arsenal to join Real Madrid? There's goes the whole Arsenal squad...*starts munching on 'nasi lemak' for lunch*

Mum: Are Ashely Cole and Joe Cole related? You know, are they cousins or something? Since they share the same surname and all...

Me: MA! They're not related...do you know there are like four people in football I know have the surname Cole? Ashley Cole, Joe Cole, Carlton Cole, and Andy Cole...they are NOT related to each other (correct me if I'm wrong)! Tell me, are Robbie Williams and Robin Williams related to each other? No, right?

Mum: Yes, they are! They're cousins and their uncle is Andy Williams (the guy who sang that 'Can't Take My Eyes Off You' song)!

Me: *Shakes head, continues eating, and yells* MA!!!

***

I don't know why she got super-excited about Joe Cole all of a sudden...I guess she's just as excited as I am in finding the *black slippers and white socks* picture of him! I'm proud to announce I have the picture with me! *Insert clapping sound effects here*...planning to load the pic up now.

I know the pic is kind of small, but what the hell, it made me happy because after 3 and 1/2 months of searching, I finally found the picture! And in case you don't know who Joe Cole is, he's the one holding the trophy along with John Terry. I know right now, Mar would probably want to have an argument and this is how it would sound like

Mar: Yan, what is so HOT about someone wearing black slippers and white socks? They're not appealing-la! Go get your eyes checked!

Me: Will you please shut up with that *I-don't-see-what's so-appealing-about-someone-wearing-black-slippers-and-white-socks* argument of yours? I know-lah, not many can pull off a stunt like that, but Joe looks HOT with that look! He can really carry off that look la...*goes off to Dreamland*!

Mar: You want to find you a bloke who can play football, and can carry off a *black slippers and white socks* stunt-lah now? Won't be easy, Yan...but just for you, I'll bite my tongue...

Me: MAR!!!!!! Shut up and stop it with that *I-will-find-you-a-prospective-husband-so-that-you-will-not-die-of-old-age-alone-in-a-small-house-and-I-want-to-marry-my-son-off-to-your-daughter* crap! I will die alone but happy, nonetheless.

Mar: Go fish-lah you! I will find you one, even if you don't want me to!

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Anyway, here's a pic of Terry and his companion...can't remember her name, but I think it's Toni Powell or something like that.

And here's a pic of Frankie and his companion, Elen Rives.

Both of them have the same taste in women. They love BLONDES! *Sighs* leaves no door virtually opened for me...*frowns*! Wait a minute, why am I grumbling about the girls they like when I specifically said *I WANT TO STAY SINGLE TILL THE DAY I DIE*? Oh well...I'm not frowning. Ooh...and Frank has the same handphone model as Adrian! Or should that be the other way around? Still, you get my drift right?

At least now I know, they are NOT gay!

Finished the roll of film I had in class. Well, not all. And then Mr. Chen was a bit cranky today. I guess each lecturer has their own emo-filled days. I didn't understand what he taught us today. It's the first time I copied something without actually understanding what I had copied down. And Mdm. Goh said that we're supposed to draw lots tomorrow to see what number we'll get to present our oral presentation. I WANT NUMBER 8! PEOPLE, LAY YOUR HANDS OFF NUMBER 8...IT'S MINE! I was thinking that if I don't get number 8, I wanted number 26, but since there only 24 students in my class, so there's no way I'm going to get number 26. So, I WANT NUMBER 8! And a lot of people wanted 7, 10, 23! Becks and Owen I think. Sylvien wanted 7...but now she said she wants 9 (since it's Rooney's number when he plays for England). Even my mother said to take number 8 since it's a lucky number, and she knows it's Lampard's jersey number for Chelsea and England, and she knows how much I talk about him everyday! Hahaha....! I know what to talk on for my Computing Principles MS POWERPOINT PRESENTATION...MALNUTRITION. I hope he never had anyone to talk about this topic before in his years as a COMPUTING PRINCIPLES lecturer.

Anyway, will update later. See you all around!

*Bluesy* out.

Something out of the norm...

A rather weird conversation I had with -THE SUICIDAL ONE-...Mar or better known as Margarine!

Mar -THE SUICIDAL ONE-: Ah Chien! Busy ah?
Me -THE PRECIOUS ONE-: No...why?
Mar -THE SUICIDAL ONE-: You serious you don't wanna get married ah?
Me -THE PRECIOUS ONE-: WTF Mar??? Positive-la..I wanna stay single till I die!
Mar -THE SUICIDAL ONE-: I don't care! I'll find you one dude la...can't let you live alone la. What will happen to the vow we promised to observe? The one where we were supposed to marry my son to your daughter?
Me -THE PRECIOUS ONE-: Go fish la you. I'll probably adopt a girl. I'll name her Luna.
Mar -THE SUICIDAL ONE-: Can you stop it with your Luna nonsense or not? I want to find you a potential boyfriend. You like Indian dudes right? Then, can celebrate Deepavali also!
Me -THE PRECIOUS ONE-: Mar, don't talk rubbish ok? I can celebrate Deepavali even if I don't get married to an Indian bloke! I have two cousins who celebrate Deepavali!
Mar -THE SUICIDAL ONE-: Oh yeah, forgot about that. Then how bout a Chinese bloke then? Then you can celebrate Chinese New Year. *Muhibbah* spirit Yan!
Me -THE PRECIOUS ONE-: IDIOT! If I want a *muhibbah* family, I need someone who celebrates Christmas also right? Then only it's considered *muhibbah*!
Mar -THE SUICIDAL ONE-: Then I find Christian-Chinese bloke la...problem solved!
Me -THE PRECIOUS ONE-: WHAT THE HELL la you? I don't wanna marry anyone la! Let's leave it at that la...
Mar -THE SUICIDAL ONE-: What you mean, leave it at that? No way am I gonna let you live alone in a small house with no one to look after you when you grow old! No Yan, I'll find you a potential boyfriend. Anyway, do you want a tall bloke like Peter Crouch?
Me -THE PRECIOUS ONE-: Mar, are you drunk or something? Peter Crouch is a WALKING BEANPOLE! His girlfriend/wife would probably look something like him. Rake thin and super-duper walking beanpole.
Mar -THE SUICIDAL ONE-: Okay...then I find you someone like Frankie ok?
Me -THE PRECIOUS ONE-: Go do whatever you want la...as long it makes you happy...
Mar -THE SUICIDAL ONE-: So that means you change your mind?
Me -THE PRECIOUS ONE-: NO, YOU IDIOT! I want to stay single la!!!!
Mar -THE SUICIDAL ONE-: Aiyah, you very *fan* one la you! Such a pain in the arse! Go fish la you!

Mar...I told you, I am happy being this way. I like it this way. Don't find me anyone ok? Just concentrate on your love life, not mine. Anyway, I want to show you what I meant yesterday when I said I look like a *pondan*. I stole this from Materlline @ Puteri Yap Ching Hooi. So have a look and comment.


Jo Weng (the 'PROM KING'), Materlline (the 'PROM QUEEN'), and me (the 'ODD ONE OUT'). Don't I look so weird with make-up? That's why I say make-up and me are like chalk and cheese. They absolutely do NOT have anything in common, therefore they do not go together! And don't those two make a cute couple? Err...to Jo and Ching Hooi, if you're reading this, it's just my honest and humble opinion. Nothing more, okay?

And my dad has mentioned that he wants me to have a dressing table to put all my make-up/cosmetics/perfumes and the likes there. I told him I don't need it since I hate make up. And he says it's for a long-term basis, he says *maybe when you're 25 or what you want to use it!*. It, as in make-up. What? Do I look like I'm ever going to wear make-up to you? NO, right?

And this are pics from the open house I had last Wednesday...it's a little dark, and we looked tired, after eating lunch. You can see the new furniture, by the way! And yes, I stole the pics from Materlline. Again. I'm a thief!

From left: Sylvien, Materlline, Yas, and me.

From left: Adrian, Sylvien, Materlline, and Yas.

And yes...the pictures were taken before Sylvien's *husband* fell in the toilet. You know what I mean, right?

And this is the pic of the England team that beat Argentina 3-2 this morning, thanks to a goal from Wayne Rooney, and a brace from Michael Owen! Yay...

Top from left: Paul Robinson, Ledley King, John Terry, Rio Ferdinand, Steven Gerrard, Frank Lampard.
Bottom from left: Luke Young, Wayne Bridge, Wayne Rooney, David Beckham, Michael Owen.

Wayne Bridge's face was blocked here! And why must Frank Lampard stand next to Steven Gerrard? Can't he stand next to John Terry? And why must John Terry stand next to Rio Ferdinand? That's just wrong! Joe Cole is missing here. *Sniffs*. And my brother said that he saw Dyanix's body on the road that Wednesday. And he's as sad as I am(not too sure whether he cried like I did...call me a softie!). So Dyanix died, and now it's in heaven. Bless you, Dyanix.

Anyway, *Bluesy* out!

Tired from last night...

My head's spinning. Went for the HMC Ball yesterday. I thinked I looked weird when everyone seemed to look their best. Nothing new anyway. I hate make-up since everything about me seems weird when I wear make-up. I look like a real *pondan*. Serious. When I get the pictures developed, then you'll see what I mean. My table had four girls and six guys. Su Tze, Materlline, and Yas all looked stunning. Eddie, Jo Weng, Adrian, Benjamin, Jonathan, and Franz looked as though they were plucked out of some movie. Overall it was quite a fun night. I had shark's fin soup (I had two helpings. I love this dish. It's been a long while, I know) and for the Thousand Layer cake dish, I ate using chopstick (knowing my clumsiness, it is very surprising!) and it didn't drop! Haha...I am weird. And now people know I dislike vegetables. Jonathan asked me: *I wonder how you go to the bathroom*. And I said: *I eat fruits*. Materlline and Yas won a dining voucher for two at the Legend Hotel each in the lucky draw! All of us thought it was more of a conspiracy rather than luck, since the two arrived late and came together. And our table won in the Lucky Table draw. At first, the VIP table won, but they decided to give it to another table, and then our table won. Don't really know what's in it since my goodie bag is with Jo, but they say it's either a bag or a T-shirt. The grand prize was a Sony home theatre set. Mr. Siva did tell us about it, but we thought he was kidding. Turns out he was right. We voted Jo and Materlline as the Ball King and Queen, but they weren't crowned in the end. Went home after that, and my dad was talking about drug pushers, how men are no longer dependable, and how unsafe the world has become.

Dad: *If a man comes up to a girl at a disco, and asks the girl to dance, the girl cannot say NO*.
Me: *I would probably say, "I'm sorry, I'm a lesbian. I hate men, therefore I have no intentions of dancing with you*.
Dad: *You don't ask for trouble. These people will not take NO for an answer, and they will slap you if you say NO to them!*

Me: *That's why I don't want to get married*

Dad: *Not all men are like that. You have to socialise and find the right one!*

Me: *I don't care. I don't want to socialise. I don't want to get married since no one can be trusted, I want to live by myself so that they will not have to tolerate my nonsense, and I don't want to tolerate theirs either!*

I guess it's hard being a girl. Like I tell myself time and time again: *I wish I was a boy*. Then I wouldn't have to endure such painstakingly agonising dramas. And NO, I'm not a lesbian! When we got home, there was a blackout! Not again! It happened last Friday too! *Sighs*...what is TNB doing to us?

Did this while I felt bored one day:

Your Inner Child Is Angry

You're not an angry person. But when you don't get your way, watch out. Like a very manipulative kid, you will get what you want. Even if it takes a little kicking and screaming.

How Is Your Inner Child?

What Your Sleeping Position Says

You are secretly sensitive, but you often put up a front. Shy and private, you yearn for security. You take relationships slowly. You need lots of reassurances before you can trust.

What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?

Your Birthdate: October 6

You tend to be a the rock in relationships - people depend on you. Thoughtful and caring, you often put others needs first. You aren't content to help those you know... you want to give to the world. An idealist, you strive for positive change and dream about how much better things could be. Your strength: Your intuition Your weakness: You put yourself last Your power color: Rose Your power symbol: Cloud Your power month: June

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

It's true, by the way.


This is for Mar! She's bent on finding me a potential boyfriend, because she doesn't want me to end up being alone in life. Mar, do me a favour, will you? Call off the search and don't worry about me. I'll be fine. And I found out that all his 10 goals for Chelsea in the EPL this season were scored with his right foot. And I score my goals with my left foot! Argh...drama, drama, drama! And what's more, he's the Barclays Player of the Month for October! Yay! And read this:

-Lampard scored in Chelsea's 4-1 win over Liverpool at Anfield, bagged two goals in Chelsea's 5-1 victory against Bolton, scored the equaliser in the 1-1 draw at Everton and netted twice in the 4-2 home win over Blackburn Rovers.
His goals helped the champions collect 10 points out of a possible 12 in October, consolidating their position at the top of the Barclays Premiership.
According to the Actim Index, the official ratings system for the Barclays Premiership, the England midfielder is currently the best player in the country.
Hytner added: "Frank is one of the world's top midfielders. He is the Barclays Premiership's top scorer this season, no mean feat for a midfielder, but he also contributes to one of the meanest defences in the country. He's been superb this season."-

Superb, indeed! England playing Argentina tonight. England to win and Frank to score! Hope they win.

*Bluesy* out!