Riquilin...what's that?

"Why did the stupid Argentina coach take up Riquilin out?"
"What's the fella's name? Avoconda?"
"Okay Lensmann, for Arsenal you can save penalties, but today, please let the balls go in!"

That's my dad, by the way. He think Riquelme is 'Riquilin', Odonkor is 'Avoconda' [don't ask me what he had in mind], and Lehmann is 'Lensmann' [he's your Arsenal keeper, how can you forget his name?].

I can't believe Argentina is out of the WORLD CUP! They deserved a penalty in the second half, instead Maxi Rodriguez got himself a yellow card from the referee. And did you see Philip Lahm showing a thumbs-up sign to the referee after he gave that yellow card? That's when I knew the Germans had one foot in the semi-finals.

I HATE MICHAEL BALLACK! I wish someone would break his legs so that he can't play for Chelsea and then Mourinho can sell him of to buy Maniche [who is clubless at the moment!] or Tiago or even Mateja Kezman or maybe Eidur Gudjohnsen [which is not exactly something which will happen!]. Der GreedyPants cheats all day...and when he comes to Chelsea, he is going to taint our reputation [which isn't exactly good, with people claiming we're just spending all those roubles without thinking].

And to think I was madly in love with him 4 YEARS AGO! The time I spent looking for his pictures in the newspapers in our school library and other classes, I could've used it to sleep [or in your case, to do other productive things!].

I should thank Robert Huth [blearh...another German] and John Terry for opening my eyes. Bloody German cheat.

I suppose if your captain cheats, the disciples will follow suit to cheat as well, right? WHAT A GOOD EXAMPLE HE'S SETTING FOR THE YOUNG ONES.

Odonkor is ugly. So is Schweinsteiger. So is Borowski [my God he looks evil too!]. so is the rest of the German squad. Oh, save Klose of course. The rest needs to have their legs broken by me! Muahahahaha....

It was nice to see Jens Lehmann and Oliver Kahn finally patch things up. It was nice to see Ollie giving Kens some words of encouragement before the penalty shoot-out. Still I hate them!

Before it even went to penalties, I was thinking "What if Riquelme takes a penalty and sees Lehmann in goal? Would he be thinking of Arsenal-Villareal again?". And then Pekerman took him and Crespo off. Instead off putting Messi or Saviola on, he puts on Cambiasso and Cruz. Bad move, Pekerman [or shall we call him TINKERMAN?].

I feel so sorry for the Argentina squad. They played better than the cheating Germans! I'm so mad at everyone! The German squad, the referee, everybody else!

Even Lehmann's heroics doesn't get my hero-of-the-day medal!

I need to get on a plane to Germany so that I can burn their hotel!

So angry!

Oh, England's on tonight! Let's go, Lions!

I don't want another repeat of EURO2004. Please don't let me go through another heartbreak. I will get VERY depressed and you know what happens when I'm depressed? I eat creamy things coated with chocolate.

I WILL NOT SUCCEED IN HAVING A BODY LIKE CARLY ZUCKER'S!

She's god-damn fit...so envious of her body...but I don't like her name!

I'm hungry again! There's nothing to eat, but chicken. No wonder my boobs are getting bigger.

You know where to find me. *hint: somewhere I run to when I feel like sulking*

*Bluesy* out!