What in the world???

I found this abomination today.

Tell me, would you carry your baby like that?

NOW DO YOU SEE WHY I HATE THIS PENGUIN?
She brings him bad luck. The evil thing!



Oh you sexy creature of God! Why have you married that evil thing? She jinxed your scoring boots!

*drools all over keyboard*

He's so SEXY. *stroke stroke*

Score-lah! If not I tell Roman pay you 1 pound-a-week!

Sorry. I'm too stressed up studying for Human Comm.

I love the song 'Stuck On You' by Lionel Richie. It's SO romantic. Aww...

*Bluesy* out!