I'm going nuts...

The fact that I told Swarna that I changed my blog layout from pink to the angel to this NEW one, shows how much I need to see a qualified psychologist to treat my seriously deranged and psychotic mind BEFORE I intend to be one myself. My family's right. I'm the ONE who needs to see a shrink, before I be one for others. Bah...I need to change my future job designation now.

*PROFESSIONAL bed-tester/Frank Lampard stalker/footballer*

How does this sound to you? Good, right? I thought so too.

I married Frank Lampard today [just the registration part of it] =D ! What a way to start the New Year, eh? LOL! To MISS MY 15 YEARS [changed MISS MY EVERYTHING to that!] who goes by the name of DELMIERA ASHANTI YEN-MAY LEE-CHAUDHARY [I thought JM's name was a mouthful!], the reception will be held soon. You are cordially invited and please bring Charlie Chickadee with you! And leave that ever-so-emo ex-husband of mine named Jeevan at home. Why would I leave you out of the happiest day of my life? You're MY 15 years...I wouldn't leave you out of it.

I have been reading Aimee's previous posts, and it suddenly dawned upon me, that I have a twin, and we were separated at birth. The only thing that makes it impossible is the fact that she's 16 and I'm 18 [Even Mar wonders if I'm 18, she says I'm still 7! Bah!]. And the fact she likes PINK. And I don't. Maybe, we were twins from our past life.

The similarities are just so STRIKING. For example...

01.She likes all things CHELSEA and FRANK [figures why we are going to start a 'rombongan' to London so that we can be his PROFESSIONAL stalkers] !

*This is for our viewing pleasure. Kids like Mar's sister who is 5 years old, are not allowed to see this. Go read a book, instead of seeing men's bodies!*

02. She likes THE KILLERS.

Oh yeah, Aimee. I married him too. If it's any wonder, the karaoke lady sang today. It rained. I played THE KILLERS, but my mum said to play BEP'S SHUT UP instead. Blearh. THE KILLERS would've shut her up for good! Go Brendan Flowers! Go THE KILLERS!

03. She USED to like LEE RYAN!

Everytime I see him on TV, I go berserk so much that my mother knows his name and recognises his voice when she hears him on the radio. And ever since Sylvien burned his album for me, I'm so hooked on that CD! So you can say that Sylvien reignited my love for Lee Ryan! Besides, he's tall, thin, and fair. Oh, I married him too.

I can only mention 3 facts first because my PC doesn't want to upload Caroline Celico's picture. Oh, I suppose it [meaning my PC] doesn't like that skinny, short, and non-smiling girl [She's my age, so she can't be considered a woman yet! Just like what Aimee said!]. Bah...I want to kill her!

*Bluesy* out!