My LONG-AWAITED NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS...

As I promised before, I shall post up my NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS. Here goes...

01. THOU SHALL ONLY WEIGH 45 KG.
Anything above that is considered overweight, while anything less is deemed the point of being anorexic.

02. THOU SHALL EAT LESS CHICKEN AND CHOCOLATES.
I don't want to be overweight. Well, I'm not overweight. Just pudgy in certain areas. =P... Besides, if I want to stay healthy, I should follow this.

03. THOU SHALL LEARN HOW TO COOK BECAUSE OF JAMIE OLIVER.
Sad but true, I can't cook to survive. I hate knives [God knows why I'm afraid of them] and the other tedious details of cooking. I shall try to make an effort of at least cooking ONE dish for my family. Should they suffer from diarrhoea the next day, I will never cook for anyone again.

04. THOU SHALL PLAY FOOTBALL OR BADMINTON EVERY WEEKENDS.
So that I can be like Frank! No, I'm not obsessed or deranged whatsoever. Just that I found out that FOOTBALL is the ONLY thing that can get me out of my misery. Not sure why I think it is, but I can sense that whenever I score a goal, I feel like my woes are slowly lifted into the air and vanish without a trail. Even if it means, I'll get some telling off when I get home for playing with boys. Badminton is a safer bet. If I go out and play, after a few rounds I can switch to football. Good cover-up! Haha...

05. THOU SHALL STOP SWEARING.
Not possible. But like the people in Adidas say, IMPOSSIBLE IS NOTHING [Which reminds me, I must find December's issue of EPL, that Adidas advert that had him in it, was so...not worth missing. I'm stumped for words, so what? You get my point, right?]. I will stop swearing. Unless it's for a valid reason.

06. THOU SHALL BUY MORE CDS FROM JAMIE CULLUM, ROBBIE WILLIAMS, BLAZIN' SQUAD AND IF POSSIBLE, THE OST OF LOVE ACTUALLY.
I'm planning to use some of the money I earn as my brother's official plate-washer to buy some CDs. I want to get MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE's CD too [since my best friend of 15 years, Aurelia who jinxed me, thinks it's a good album]

07. THOU SHALL SAVE MONEY TO BUY A NEW SAMSUNG HANDPHONE.
My stupid Nokia phone is giving me major trouble for the past 3 months. As I've said before, I like seeing SAMUSUNG phones. They're just beautiful.

08. THOU SHALL WORK HARD TO GET BETTER RESULTS FOR THE COMING SEMESTERS.
I have 2 more semesters left. For my 2nd semester, I'll be taking 4 subjects. And this time, I plan to get 4 HDs. Pray for me, ok? I want to become the world's deranged yet best child psychologist. If I do well, I don't have to repeat any subjects! Furthermore, my dream of studying in the UK must come true. But I'll only be there when I'm 22 or 23. I plan to go overseas when I want to do my Masters and PhD. Frank, wait for me! This psychopathic stalker of yours will come there soon! LOL...

09. THOU SHALL GIVE CHELSEA FC AND THE ENGLAND WORLD CUP SQUAD MY FULL SUPPORT.
World Cup is coming! Yay, more football! I shall give my Chelsea players and also the England ones my undying, undivided, and unconditional love, support, and attention. Go Chelsea! Go England! Go FRANK LAMPARD!!!!!!!!

10. THOU SHALL START A NEW EATING REGIME.
No, I'm not going on one of those Atkins' diet or Cambridge diet or the likes. It's just that from now on I'll have a heavy breakfast, light lunch, and normal dinner. My dad has helped me with my plan. He told me that I should take 4 slices of wholemeal bread for breakfast, 2 apples for lunch, and rice for dinner. I'm not trying to make myself look like a sad anorexic stick insects like those Hollywood celebs who seem to have no food to eat at all. Worse, I don't want to look like CAROLINE CELICO! She's so anorexic! Bah, I hate that girl!

11. THOU SHALL BE NICE TO THOU'S ENEMIES.
I'm a very nice person. It's just that people who think they're god-damn perfect are the ones who think I'm oh-so-not-perfect like them to be in their ranks. Screw you fools! But being my oh-so-girly-and-sugarcoated-with-niceness self, I shall spare these people of any form of profanities. Bwahahaha...

12. THOU SHALL BE LESS ARGUMENTATIVE AND STUBBORN.
I can't change myself for anyone. I'm me. But for my own good, I will be less stubborn and argumentative. I can't afford to lose any friends who care a great deal about me!

13. THOU SHALL LOVE THOU'S TV INSTEAD OF MOCKING IT.
I don't mock my TV unless there's nothing showing on TV. I will devote my hours just to watch that annoying yet adorable blue creature named STITCH, and my favourite cartoon when I wake up at 9 a.m. on Sunday mornings: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! But my mum hates them. Blearh...Haha!

14. THOU SHALL LEARN HOW TO RIDE A BICYCLE.
I was supposed to learn to ride the bike right after my mid-term exams, but somehow it slipped right out of my mind. Very embarassing, I know. I'm not scared or anything, it's just that...I can't find the right reason. Everyone in my family knows how to ride a bike, but me. I wonder if my 'twin' knows how to ride a bike. Haha...

15. THOU SHALL FINISH PLAYING KINGDOM HEARTS ON MY BROTHER'S PS2.
I have given it up because I enjoy blogging than killing some spastic-looking shadows from that game. I think I need to start it again. So that I will feel satisfied and less bored while I'm at home.

16. THOU SHALL WRITE MORE POEMS AND STORIES.
I have lost my talent of writing poems! Isn't that sad? I need to start being the expressive soul I was born to be. I need inspiration. Maybe Jamie Oliver and Frank Lampard would help! LOL...

17. THOU SHALL CLEAN MY ROOM TWICE A WEEK.
Fine, I hate cleaning up my room, because when I do it, I tend to keep something somewhere else, and when I'm looking for it, it takes me 3 days to remember where I kept it! That's what happened with my HOT FUSS CD! No matter how hard I organise my things, it always takes me 3 days to find them!

18. THOU SHALL BUY MORE BLUE THINGS.
Blue things makes me happy! Ask that girl who jinxed me! She knows how can I go crazy over blue things! Don't buy me anything pink! I hate pink!!! I wish my parents would just stop showing me things laced in pink! They keep showing me clothes which are pink! Yech...I told you, I'm 80% boyish and 20% girlish.

*Bluesy* out!