KILL!

I'm planning her assassination already. Caroline Celico. She's a skinny, short, and sad little Brazilian girl who married Ricardo Izecson dos Santos Leite @ Kaka [in my eyes, the best player in Italy]. The reason I'm calling her girl, is because she's not a woman [She's 18, for crying out loud! She's just my age!]. And she looks like one of those nutrition-deprived children! Look at her, she's god-damn skinny! If the wind blows in her direction, she'd probably fly off to some deserted island! I hate her! Instead of feeding those African kids suffering from malnutrition, Kaka, go feed this skinny little wife of yours! Bah, Aimee, someone has got to Fed-Ex us to Italy so that we can plan her assassination! Yay, more 'rombongans'!


And she calls Elen Rives a penguin! Don't compare her to one, because I adore penguins [read: penguins are adorable little things, except I can't say the same for my bully, Ben, he's the most annoying penguin ever!]! I hate that woman. Shall we plan THE ASSASSINATION OF ELEN RIVES as well, Aimee? I like this pic because he's looks so thin and tall here! Feel like cutting that woman out of this pic. Damn you, woman!

I have so many people to kill, but so little time...

*Bluesy* out!