Saturday, May 06, 2006

You're Beautiful...

Someone sang You're Beautiful to me just now...! So sweet of that someone. That doesn't change the fact you're an idiot though. =P

My mum thinks my dad is overspending because of my camp. He is the master of unnecessary money-wasting. It's true. When I don't like something that he likes, I'm forced to buy it because he will throw a fit and turn into Le Incredible Sulk. Therefore, unnecessary buying leads to unnecessary money-wasting!

"You got torchlight? Where? You want a pouch to put your stuff? No? Then, where are you going to put your torchlight and other things?"
"You got enough shirts and pants or not?"
"You want water tumbler or not?"
"Enough soap or not?"
"You need to bring two pairs of shoes and 4 pairs of socks. You got enough slippers or not?"

Hello, uncle! I'm going for a 3-day camp-lah, NOT joining the military for one month!

Sigh...all in the name of LOVE, I suppose.


Little kids are really idiotic at times.

"Hello" -Kid-
"Yes" -Me-
"Who's crying at the back?" -Kid-
"No one, that's just Dayani laughing" -Me, explaining-
"You two don't live together, is it?" -Kid-
"No" -Me-
"Why?" -Kid-
"She will hog my bed if we stay together!" -Me-
"You two should sleep together" -Kid- [WTF? Hello, just because I'm single doesn't mean I'm a lesbo okay?]
"No..." -Me- [not sure what else to answer]
*niece asks something*
"Small kids don't have to know all this" -Me replying to my niece-
"I'm big" -Kid-
"I'm talking to her, not to you" -Me, annoyed-
"I'm telling you, I'm big...I ate already" -Kid- [Do I care if you've already eaten?]
"I know you're big..." -Me- [ignore the stupid reply]
"My battery's going to die" -Kid-
"Oh...okay" -Me- [not sure what to answer]
"What, oh okay?" -Kid- [sounding miffed]
*Line cuts, end of conversation*

The kid is 15, hence the level of idioticness.

Don't ask me why I was talking to little kids. It's a LONG story.

1 more week!

P/S: You! Sing me What You Got tomorrow! You promised me already...

*Bluesy* out!

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