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*Am I the ONLY sane one around?* Friday, June 30, 2006
10:07 PM
I think I have lost all of my limited sanity. So, if I say anything really redundant or dumb, forgive me. My mind left me to find my dog which went to hide in Hugh Jackman's house.
I mean, of course the five of you know how crazy and wacky my ideas can get at times, but this ones are really beyond spastic.
1. I HATE going to weddings when I feel so fat and sore. Wearing a kebaya when you're a little pudgy, isn't exactly that flattering. =( 2. I HATE little kids who go round taking pictures of themselves in front of their PC, and posting them up on Friendster, MySpace and whatever rubbish that serves the same purpose as the earlier mentioned sites. Grow up to be sensible ladies, NOT FUCKING SLUTS. [Certain people are excused from cam-whoring, because we don't make them slutty or the likes. We keep them clean] 3. I HATE kids who can ride bicycles, because I can't. The fact that they do it in front of me, just annoys me! 4. I HATE annoying schoolkids who plagiarise my writings [yes, I write poems when I have a headache or when I'm drowsy]. What do they teach you in school nowadays? 5. I HATE dissecting the newspapers [I keep thinking of the mouse which my mates dissected in Biology class! I hated it!] and arrange them nicely only for people to mess it up again. I will get the blame at the end of the day! 6. I HATE it when my mother cooks something, then my dad buys something, and then my brother comes home and buys McDonalds', because by the time I want to eat the Chicken McNuggets, I'm stuffed! 7. I HATE my Lah lecturer. She keeps me confused ALL THE TIME. The other day, during the Parents-Lecturer meeting, she said that her husband is shy like me! *throws on zha-dao look*ME??? SHY??? I'm quite outspoken on certain things...but NEVER shy! 8. I HATE the England joke. Damn stupid. Of all the names, why is Lampsy's name used? Couldn't they have used Rooney or Crouchy? Dear God, did I made him sound so gay-fied? 9. I HATE the hole on my jeans. Looks like I need a new pair! 10. I HATE ELEN RIVES. My hatred towards her continues to grow day by day.
Okay. That's quite enough. Today, all thanks to Ms. Sylvien [also known as Ms-Wayne-Rooney-is-my-teddy-bear], we started sending messages to the England squad, you know to give them some inspiration for tomorrow!
Come on you Lions!
Oh, and before I forget, I HATE KIDS WHO ARE MUCH YOUNGER THAN ME TRYING TO IMITATE ME! Go get a life! So unoriginal. I'm no fashionista myself, but why wear what I wear, and follow the same colour as well? It's bad enough you know you can't pull the look off, you STILL want to copy me? Bunch of no-lifers! Go fuck a tree instead of copying me!
Quote of the day: "If I were a WAG and I was pregnant and due on the same day as the final, I'd HIJACK the commentators' room AND give him an ultimatum: me and the baby OR the game!" ~Made by Lilee [our beloved LaLa!] when asked what she'd do if she were in that situation~
Of course, we aren't WAGs and neither are we pregnant.
And I'm ALWAYS hungry...one hour after I've eaten, I'm always thinking of food.
Now how am I going to get a bod like Carly Zucker if I keep pigging out like this?
*Bluesy* out!
NUMBER 8 JUST SCORED A GOAL at 10:07 PM
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*Got tagged!* Thursday, June 29, 2006
11:48 PM
Can you imagine that I haven't given my usual "I'm so over the moon I could do cartwheels like Robbie Keane in my frontyard" behaviour a go since ASTRO has been installed in my house TODAY?All because of a mad headache?
Elen Rives has jinxed me! The abomination! She made me sick.
She's so going to pay for this. [Yes, my evil twin. When are we going to get rid of her and save our beloved Frankie from her rule?]
Got tagged by my twin! [sorry got no pics...very sick to find them, damn the abomination]
Top Three Disney Princesses and reasons why you like them: 1- Ariel. She's brave and goes her own way. 2- Mulan. When I went to Disneyland 3 years back, they had this 'What Disney Character Are You' survey there, and I was Mulan. One of the bravest Princesses I've seen. 3- Pocahontas. OMG! Twin factor! I like her because she's brave [and I'm not!] and she believes in doing what's right.
Top Three Worst Reality TV Shows Ever Created: 1- Mencari Cinta [used to be shown on TV3] Absolute rubbish. How can you determine someone loves you [orNOT] in one week? Looks can be deceiving. And are you THAT desperate for love? Hello, I'm single too, but that doesn't mean I'm going to do a nation-wide search for my prospective "Mr-I'm-Rowena's-boyfriend"! What will the Frenchman say if I did that? He'd say I'm SHAMELESS. 2- Akademi Fantasia. I ONLY started hating it because of Mawi and Zahid and Vince. I HATE THEM ALL. Especially Mawi. Everytime I see him face anywhere, I just shiver. And you'd think ALL Malays like Mawi. SO UNTRUE. Well, I'm ONLY speaking on behalf of the population that reside in this house. And NO, just because I have ASTRO now, it doesn't mean I'll start tuning in to whatever channel this programme is being shown on and vote for them and start jumping up and down in excitement [the last part will only come when EPL starts again!]. 3- Akademi Al-Quran [now showing on TV9] I've heard of crazy reality TV shows, but this? THIS IS A BIT TOO FAR. I mean, you're reading the al-Quran for your faith, for what you believe in, not to be the best and vie for prizes and get booted out week after week. No reality show should have anything with the religious sentiments in it. I find it degrading that people have absolutely lost all their creativity and created this stupid programme.
Top Three Reasons Why You Think Guys Get turned on by Nurses So Much: 1- Because they are turned on by the skimpy nurse outfit? 2- Because the outfit reveals their boobs? 3- Because they like the thought of a woman undressing them?
Top 3 Most Hated Female TV Characters: 1- Paris Hilton. She's annoying. She's too thin [IONLYlike skinny guys, not girls!]. What's there to like about her? And she is 'doggedly pursuing'Frank Lampard. Go pursue your Tinkerbell! 2- Kirsten Dunst. Because she's blonde. Yes, I'm extremely unkind to blondes. Well, to certain blondes, I'm evil. 3- Fasha Sandha. She is SO annoying. She puts on this "Oh please don't hurt me, I'm innocent!" look. Please-lah, the goody-two-shoes act doesn't work on me, and I HATE people to talk too softly. They make me boiling mad!
I'm tagging... 1- Sylvien[you better do this, other wise I'll crush Rooney's can and play football with it!] 2- FarahMexx[once you get back from your roadtrip, I want to see this done!] 3- Anyone who feels like doing it.
Anyhow...Sylvien mentioned that I forgot about little Theo Walcott! Oh the horror! How can I do such a thing?
Since I promised that crazy girl I'd put his pic up here...so here you go, for your eyes only. Ta-da...it's Theo Walcott and his girlfriend, Melanie Slade. Sexy, ain't he?
And that girl thought I hated Elen Rives because I'm jealous! SHE'S UGLY!
At least she did admit that fact just now. But she thinks Crouchy is NOT cute. Crazy. He's cute. And I like him!
Wait-lah, if I can find a sexy pic of YOUR'Casanova', I'd put it up for you. Okay?
Hehehe...
*Bluesy* out!
NUMBER 8 JUST SCORED A GOAL at 11:48 PM
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*Time for pictures!*
4:28 PM
Yes...my LAH exam is over and done with.It was a killer. But I think I did my best, so I shouldn't worry so much.
Since I'm bored, I'm going to upload pics. Pics YOU would like to see and pics YOU wouldn't want to see. The many faces of the abomination. Though I like the little doggie. It's so cute. Meow.
Ooh...*drools all over keyboard* Damn! Sexy, everything about you so sexy...
*Squeals*OHMYGOD! So fatherly and sweet! Not only a great captain, but a loving daddy too! Wonder if this is Georgie John or Summer Rose? I vote this pic as the pic of the year 2006!
Yes, believe it or not, I have a crush on Owen Hargreaves. *puts on shy face* I love skinny people.
Which leads me to another confession I'd like to make... I have a crush on Peter Crouch as well. He's so cute...even if he's vertically-challenged. And yes, he's skinny!
Okay, before I get calls of dissatisfaction or the likes, I DON'T CRITICISE YOU when you say Will Young or Stephen Gately is gorgeous now, do I?
**updated at 6 PM**
GOOD NEWS: 1. I GOT MY HANDPHONE BACK. YAY, ON FOR MORE SMS AND CALLS! 2. MY DAD INSTALLED ASTRO ALREADY. BUT HE DIDN'T PUT THE CARTOON CHANNELS! HMMPH...EVIL PEOPLE!
It's amazing to see what miracles LAH exam can bring you.
*Always keep a brother hooked with your bedroom eyes* I love that line from 'Roll With Me' by Abs.
Oh today, the Frenchman was walking in front of me and spoke in the sexiest French accent ever! I was so awed I actually stopped talking to Jonathan! I can't help it if he's French and he's HOT!
I have a new hobby. It's called walking along the corridors of HELP. That way, I can see my French hottie more frequently. And he works in the Centre For Bioinformatics for the IT Department!
Instead of doing Psychology in October, can I switch to Bioinformatics or anything related with IT?
Dear God, I sound like a stalker!
Which isn't so bad, because after all I'm going to stalk Frank Lampard and Kaka with Aimee [after we're done with our killing spree].
*A night of sappy love songs...* Wednesday, June 28, 2006
11:17 AM
I'm not one who likes to listen to sappy love songs at night [of course, it would seem as though it's the right time to do it], but since yesterday has been a day of all sorts for me, I had to because it simply fitted my mood [and I find that I study better when I listen to them...WTF?].
And there's this video from Lee Ryan that made me cry.
It's called "How Do I?". It was touching. And being in my romantic-emo mood, I cried. YOU have to see it! Such a beautiful song. Have to say that this song is one of my favourites from the album, and it's the ONLY sappy love song I like from the album too.
And guess what was I studying last night? LAH! Somehow, I don't see how I can mix something serious with something sad. Studying Lah isn't something to be taken lightly [finally, the importance of studying has been highlighted!!!] and what do I do? I listen to sappy songs to get me in the mood to study!
I'm crazy. Too bad Ghana lost. Argh...Spain's out! That's sad. Goodbye Reyes, goodbye Alonso, and goodbye Torres.
Ooh...so now let's look at the quarterfinal match-ups. Germany vs. Argentina England vs. Portugal Italy vs. Ukraine Brazil vs. France
So god-damn interesting right? I want France to beat Brazil and England win, so that they meet again [yes, I'm still bitter about the fact that we lost to France by 2 goals scored within the span ofONEminute, no thanks to 2 Liverpool players...well, 1 current and the other, I don't have a clue where he is...Birmingham I think?].
So crybaby-gayboy-sissyface wants to leave ManUre for Real Madrid. Well, good riddance to bad rubbish. The ungrateful boy! After what Ferguson has done for you [to extent of protecting you from the evil Van Horseface and the other referees], you want to leave? Ferguson's stupid. Keep on selling your best players and think that your young ones will save your team, when in truth it's the best players who will save the team from the brink of destruction, while your young ones contemplate your doom.
Oh well, all the better for us. =)
Oh, apparently Jose Mourinho wants to buy Fernando Torres. Seriously, I think he should buy me. Let me rephrase that. I think he should give me the money so that I can plan our little 'rombongan'.
And of course, the ManUre fan isn't too pleased about the fact Mourinho wants to steal Torres away from ManUre. But I thought Rafa Benitez wanted to buy him...
Oh well, Liverpool have acquired Craig Bellamy's services, so I don't think they would need Torres already.
P/S: 'Real Love' is a nice video as well. Go watch!
*Bluesy* out!
NUMBER 8 JUST SCORED A GOAL at 11:17 AM
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*PLEASE TAKE NOTE!!!* Tuesday, June 27, 2006
5:53 PM
PLEASE TAKE NOTE THAT MY HANDPHONE HAS BEEN CONFISCATED AND I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO REPLY ANY MESSAGES, RECEIVE ANY CALLS, OR MAKE ANY CALLS. SO PLEASE DO NOT CALL ME OR SEND MESSAGES UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
This sums my bloody Monday. I saw this really cool England T-shirt [it had Frank Lampard's name on it!] at 7-Eleven and it was ONLY RM16, but on condition I MUST buy the 6-pack Carlsberg cans! How to buy??? I don't drink beer [other types of alcohol, yes, but beer, a definite NO!]
Oh...Adrian, the other Liverpool fan [too many Liverpool fans in Malaysia] said he'd buy it for me =) . I told you NOT all Liverpool fans are bad [there's ONLY one who's evil, she called JT gay!The evil abomination!]
I can live without my phone.Only thing is, now there's nothing there to wake me up in the morning, and there's nothing for me to see when I wake up.
Yesterday wasn a really bad day. I think I was down with food poisoning. My delicate little tummy was not its usual happy self. I could've sworn I studied in the loo yesterday. Boo-hoo!
There's always a sick feeling in my stomach, everytime I eat something that my tummy is not really familiar with. I wonder why. It must have been the egg in the fried nice my mum ordered [I was so hungry as my eggless fried rice took such a long time to make, so I had 2 spoons of my mum's one!].
Oh when I say I'm allergic to eggs, it's not my ego-defense mechanism tricks. If you're still persistent on it, I'll let you believe in that little idea of yours.
I feel so sorry for Australia. To go out on penalty in the last minute of injury-time is a real kick in the teeth [Mar, remember this?]. I HATE ITALY!!!
Oh well, at least we know SOMEONE who is EXTREMELY HAPPY they're out [hint: he's the one who hates Frank Lampard in my family!]. Hmmph...evil thing.
I hope Ghana beat Brazil [though realistically Brazil should win] and between France and Spain, I want to see Spain in, though evil creature mentioned in the paragraph above will be upset if France go home early.
But I must support the French team, for the Frenchman's sake.
I think the media is biased towards England. It's true, they said yesterday's game against Ecuador was terrible. And I thought the England-Paraguay game was worse. Sure they looked clearly unimpressive, but what about Ecuador? They were even worse!
Referee was biased too! We should've had 2 penalties. But no...he didn't give it to us. He thinks Wayne Rooney being fouled by two Ecuador players in the penalty area was purely accidental. My foot.
Before any of you ask me when is Frank Lampard going to score, the answer I will give you is SOON. Wait for it. Patience is a virtue. Haven't you learnt that before somewhere?
Oh, then there's Serbegeth Singh who talks as though he's the GOD OF ALL FOOTBALL PUNDITS. He went on and on about what a flop the midfield was. It went something like this.
"The midfield was a complete flop. Gerrard, Lampard, Joe Cole who clearly looked unimpressive. They were a total flop. Wayne Rooney there gives England a slight hope of winning"
Err...excuse me, Mr. Shebby Singh. In case you didn't notice, the midfielders whom you deemed as flops had more shots than that Wayne Rooney [who clearly looked bored being alone with no one to pass the ball to]. And what IS David Beckham?A STRIKER? NO...he's a midfielder.And what did this part of a flop of England's midfield asides from throwing up on the pitch?HE SCORED. So technically, the midfield isn't SO much of a flop now, is it?
And he added that JOHN TERRY WAS THE WORST ENGLAND PLAYER. WHAT IN THE WORLD?? If he was SO bad, why was he named the Man-Of-The-Match for the game? Of course, he made a mistake in the first half [thank God for Ashley Cole!], but he made a few saves and all, besides getting himself booked. If you asked me who was the worst England player, I'd say it's Steven Gerrard [I have nothing against him. I swear!]. Clearly useless there.
Ooh, Lampard shirtless = sexy.I had a good time to 'cuci mata'. Hehe...
Oh this pic is really something. Why else would David give him this big responsibility? It's because JT is the best leader next to him. Of course, you have Captain Fantastic from Liverpool there, but who would've been a more suitable candidate for Beckham to pick as captain than JT? THE CAPTAIN MARVEL, JOHN TERRY.So, Mr. Serbegeth Singh, if you don't know what you're rambling on, please leave the comment-making sessions to the experts.
Oh what is this supposed to mean? "You need two teams to play a good game of football"
OH WOW! GREAT OBSERVATION THERE! TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T ALREADY KNOW FOR A CHANGE!
I feel sorry for Rooney. He was so alone and useless being the lone striker for England. They shouldn't use the 4-1-4-1 formation [I thought it was 4-5-1 at first!] at this ungodly stages of the game! Putting Carrick there was really useless. They should've brought on Aaron Lennon and Jamie Carragher from the very beginning. I think they should've put Crouch to partner Rooney up front [it's better to have somebody rather than have nobody there right?]. Owen Hargreaves was good yesterday. I don't know why the English fans hate him so much.
So now we're going to meet Portugal. I want them to pay for the tears I shed during EURO 2004. Ricardo Carvalho, Paulo Ferreira, Tiago and Maniche VS. John Terry, Wayne Bridge, Frank Lampard and Joe Cole.
Oh...I know two people who went to bed last night with dreams of David Beckham. You cheeky little things!
My dad was criticising Lampsy yesterday! Hmmph...I had to save him from my dad's criticism! I'm very dramatic and crazy right?
Tell me something I DON'T know.
*Bluesy* out!
NUMBER 8 JUST SCORED A GOAL at 11:14 AM
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*Looks familiar?* Sunday, June 25, 2006
8:05 PM
Yes, if you MUST know, my face came out in the newspaper today. Why?I robbed a bank yesterday.
Seriously, I didn't [I ONLY told that excuse to certain people when I asked them to read the SundayStar!]. It came out in the StarEducation pullout, but featured VERY little of us. Quite sad, because we were answering the questions will full spirits, but ONLY 95% of our interview came out. THAT much.
And the picture doesn't do much justice either. I think in that pic, we were actually laughing at Rooney's pic. So excuse the flashing of the teeth.
Since the pic isn't available at The Star's website, I shall leave you all to read what PART of the interview was written.
For HELP University College students Rowena Hanafiah and Benjamin Teng, the matches are a family affair. Rowena stays up with her mother to catch the games, while Benjamin’s entire family of five often watch together.
"My mother even asks me everyday what matches are on so she can plan!" says Benjamin.
That was it.What happened to my public declaration of support and love for England? What happened to my extremely great answer to the question: "What would you do if you had an exam on the same morning as the final game?" ? What happened to Roya, Adrian, and Sylvien's answers?
My mum SERIOUSLY is a good actress. She acted SO surprised when my pic came out in the paper. Haha...after all, I mentioned her in the article, so she has to be nice with me. Hahaha...
And meeting up with the family at the memorial service was nice. Though I do wish SOME PEOPLE would learn the importance of UNITY IN THE FAMILY.
Oh, my dad is SO evil. "You got a choice. Either you go for the house-warming[yesterday] or the memorial service [today]. You go for the house-warming, you don't have to go for the service. If you don't go for the house-warming, you have to go for the service. If you go for both, you cannot watch the England game [!!!]. But since you're brother is going out tonight [yesterday], you come for the house-waming, then the service you don't come"
It didn't look as though I had a choice AFTER ALL. In the end, I went for the service TODAY!Doesn't make much of a difference now, does it?
Hmmph...
Haha...Mar said that my ugly mugshot might be a lucky omen for England and Frank Lampard today. Silly thing. FORZA ENGLAND!
You know the hype about Malaysians being rude? It's true. To a certain extent, of course.
The ones who are mostly rude ar the KL people [Myself included. Occassionally, NOT all the time!]. And don't any of you people reading this deny it.
I read in the papers recently that one lady said that foreigners were a ruder lot compared to us Malaysians. I find that hard to believe.
Do you remember my toilet escapade in KLCC some 20 days ago [I remembered the date because of Ms. David-Beckham-is-a-God-in-my-book's birthday was on that day]? The one with the American lady saying "I never knew so many people lived in this country" just by looking at the number of people who had to wait in line just to get into one out of the 8 cubicles?
She was incredibly polite. She asked my mum questions in the most absolutely polite way possible. And she queued up. For the blasted toilets [I hate women's toilets! They take ages to get out of it!]. Unlike that scrawny little bitch in pink who didn't queue up and just went in there, without thinking of the predicament of other users who had to wait in line for the past 15 minutes [I time certain things when I'm bored]. And she [the foreigner] was appalled to see that girl cut the queue. You're not alone, lady [I was so mad, I left! I get ticked off when I see things like this]. So was the rest of the population [Argh...Stats! Run!!!] who queued up just to use the darn toilets.
Before I left for the US, my accounts teacher [he only taught me for one year, so don't tell me I got an A for it because he taught me in Form 4 and Form 5!] warned me that I should be prepared for a culture shock. Knowing me, you'd think I'd listen? Hell NO. So when I got there, I was extremely surprised to see the Americans were really a nice bunch. It wasn't like what you see on the TV. At the pedestrian crossing, the drivers STOP and let people cross [here, you have the right to cross, but crazy people don't give a damn about you]. Then, even at ANY shop, they WILL greet you : "Hello Sir/Madam/Miss, how are you today? Is there anything I can help you with?" and usually they WILL end it with : "You have a nice day. Goodbye. Thank you for coming!" [here, they'llONLYbe nice to people they WANT to be nice with]. Even the man on the road will greet you with smiles [here, you smile at a stranger, they think you're insane!] ! And they won't hesitate to talk to you, they're SO helpful! Ask any man on the road to take pics for you, they will stop whatever they're doing, and take the pic for you [here, they will cite the 'being busy' factor and the likes]. And there's NO such thing as double parking there. That's what made it even more blissful for me. I liked it there [theONLYthing I didn't like was the food, it made me fat, and it took me 2 months to get rid of the excess weight!]. I missed Malaysian food terribly, so I came home [in truth, I missed my friends and the food terribly].
It was very much a culture shock for me. I didn't know that it was going to be entirely different from what I saw on the TV. Given the opportunity, I'd go there again and maybe this time I'll walk to the end of the Golden Gate Bridge and maybe get a closer view of Alcatraz [seeing it from a telescope isn't really exciting]. I'd go to SeaWorld and get myself drenched thanks to Shamu and touch the stingray again [quite nice to touch but apparently someone had his hand bitten off by the stingray]! I'd go to Disneyland, go to the Muppets show AGAIN, get myself immortalised as Mulan AGAIN, and finally muster the courage to go on that rollercoaster [I would have but my dad didn't let me!]. And I'd go to Hollywood and stalk a celebrity [Hugh Jackman, Clay Aiken, Ben Foster, Hugh Grant, Wentworth Miller, Johnny Depp...anybody!]! Did you know that a few days after I left, the cast of The Pirates of the Carribean were at the the ride with the same name in Disneyland? And a week before we arrived, the cast of The Italian Job was in Hollywood?Yerr...I had so many chances of stalking celebrities!
I have digressed from the original topic. The point is, foreigners are not as rude as you think they are. We should be ashamed of ourselves. We are a lot ruder than they are, and we can make a sweeping statement like that. Either way, we should change our rude ways. It's for the better.
So from now on, I SHALL NOT BE RUDE TO LIVERPOOL FANS OR IN PARTICULAR, STEVEN GERRARD FANS.
*****
And interestingly enough, my dad is weird. "Any cronies of the US, except England and France, should NOT go in to the second round. Australia, Japan, South Korea, and USA should not advance at all!" "I support England because I was born during English era. As for France, you see my surname de Silva sounds French. Come to think of it, Holland also got some de Boer, Portugal got da Silva also!" "I'd rather support North Korea than support South Korea for the World Cup!" "If China was in, I'd support them, because they're the only ones who support Iran. So it's good since Iran is not in, I don't want any Asian country in, because they're bloody cronies of the US!" "I wanted the African countries, the Islamic Countries, the Middle-East countries to go in. I supported Ivory Coast and Ghana. So I will support Ghana because they're the ONLY African team left in the World Cup!"
Yes, these are ALL the statements made by my dad in the past 48 hours. I didn't know what to say to him when he said that. Though I wanted to say: "You are crazy!" to him but he'd probably slap me. =)
Strange. My mother supported Tunisia yesterday when they played Ukraine. The evil thing.
Wow...Switzerland beat South Korea 2-0. Goals from Philippe Senderos [!!!] and Alexander Frei [wasn't he the one who spat in Steven Gerrard's shirt or face or something like that in Euro 2004?]. And Patrick Vieira scored on his birthday [and Zidane's]!
Oh, yes. It's Messi's birthday today. So Happy Birthday to him then. He's going to be 19.
Why is it that whenever I have exams, my mum tends to cook something she's NEVER cooked before? My delicate little tummy CANNOT handle food its not used to, especially during the exam period. I hate it when she does that!
Oh, about Stats...hmmm, it was okay. Except for the last question. Damn! I don't know what I wrote there! Hope for the best! *crosses fingers*
*Bluesy* out!
NUMBER 8 JUST SCORED A GOAL at 12:45 PM
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*Bye Czech Republic...* Friday, June 23, 2006
6:58 PM
Want to know something? I CRIED WHEN CZECH REPUBLIC LOST TO ITALY.
I followed the match through MatchCast, while studying in front of the PC. My mum said I should study. After all, mid-terms is like super-duper near.
I felt so sad. I really wanted them in, but they went out this early. To think they're ranked no.2 in the world and they're OUT.
See you in August, Petr Cech. It's not your fault. It never was. I'll never blame you.
Oh Brazil beat Japan 4-1, with two goals coming from El Gordo. Like what Madam Mary [my Stats lecturer] would say: "No point you stay up so late to see the Brazil game. You watch or don't watch also, they WILL win". Hahaha...true!
Mar said that Harry Kewell [note that it's not Keh-well, it's Kew-well!] is God. Everyone who wears the number 7 jersey is God to her. No surprise in guessing if she thinks Beckham as God.
So Ghana will meet Brazil in the second round. All the best. Too bad Essien ain't playing in that game.
I have to say...Nelson Cuevas from Paraguay is quite good looking. I've heard of him before but never really knew who he was. The only two Paraguayans I know are Roque Santa Cruz and that evil penguin-worshipper I have for an ex-husband, Jeevan Santa Cruz [he is NOT related to the former, though I wish he was...for personal reasons].
Oh, my ugly mugshot will be made viewable to the public on Sunday in the SundayStar. So please scan VERY carefully. Do NOT tell me that I look extremely weird OR anything of that sort, because I know for a fact that I am like that. So please, don't say anything. Your co-operation will be greatly rewarded with buckets filled with my love.
Why can't they use this pic as a mugshot??? It's much nicer anyway! The evil people at The Star!!!
Ooh, Totti's new hairdo rocks! Still I don't like him. =)
Technically, I'm doomed for Lah. Do NOT tell me I am smart OR I'll ACE it. Unless you want a free slap, of course.
I'm quite worried about England now. We REALLY have to work on our defence.
Good luck to England on Sunday! Beat Ecuador!
If we DO beat Ecuador, we will meet either Portugal or Holland. I hope it's Portugal. I want them to be sorry for kicking us out of EURO 2004.
Oh, read this: "He's a player who can take the praise and the criticism. The criticism only makes him stronger. Joe is absolutely frightening when you see him one-on-one with someone. You can’t live with him. He attacks, he’s got skills, he gets back defensively and he’s got goals in him."
Haha! John Terry describing Joe Cole. Frightening? My mum thinks he's sexy shirtless *stares at the wall* while I beg to differ. I think it's NOT sexy at all. Though Frankie shirtless sends me to Dreamland...la-la-la!
It's quite sad to see Michael Owen out of the World Cup. Lilee the 'Michael Owen daydreamer' is very disappointed. So now, she'd probably send her love and support to either Peter Crouch OR Steven Gerrard OR Jamie Carragher [But knowing her, the second name WILL NOT get any form of love or support. Don't look at me! I didn't influence her to HATE Steven Gerrard alright!]. Michael Owen will be out for 6 months, meaning he'll only start playing for Newcastle United in 2007.
OMG...THIS MEANS I CAN'T GET TO SEE HIM IF THE PEOPLE INVOLVED WITH THE CELCOM ADVERT COME TO MALAYSIA!!!!
Yerr...this means I will ONLY get to meet Steven Gerrard, Robert Pires, and Ryan Giggs. There goes the dream of meeting Michael Owen.
My mid-terms start on Saturday, and I haven't started studying! Kick me!
Ooh, 'Roll with Me' by Abs is quite good.
It'll all be alright...
Erm...I think is pic is cute. I suppose they're dancing? Oh dear, what will Victoria say? =p
She won't have to say anything, her 'spokesperson' will do it for her. We ALL know who the spokesperson is, right?
Before any of you say I'm being bitter because Steven Gerrard scored and NOT him, and that I'm depressed because YOUR Captain Fantastic scored, here's the truth. I'M NOT. No, I'm not depressed at all. Think about it. Would you want England to lose and meet Germany in the second round? I really don't fancy meeting Germany THAT early.
No, I'm not bitter at all. Because if he scored the winning goal [provided Henrik Larsson didn't score], he would have been named the man-of-the-match. Sadly for him, he didn't but JOE COLE did! You HAVE to see his goal! Damn sublime...he deserves the man-of-the-match award.
The fact that I'm not depressed and bitter doesn't mean I'm madly in love with Steven Gerrard [that's like me falling in love with Jens Lehmann!]. I'm just being honest.
Why is everyone around me going on about how USELESS Frank Lampard is? He hasn't scored, true, but think about it. Der GreedyPants and Maggi-Mee hair [that's Michael Ballack and Ronaldinho for you!] haven't scored either. Ronaldinho is highly rated and respected by EVERYONE [make thatALMOST EVERYONE]. He scores a lot of amazing goals [The best one was the one where he single-handedly took on three of our beloved Chelsea defendersINCLUDING John Terryand scored past theBEST keeper the universe has seen Petr Cech. That was class!] and IS undoubtedly one of the best players in the world [I cannot slander my mum's favourite player, you know]. But it's going to be the third game and he STILL hasn't scored a single goal. Der GreedyPants missed the first game due to injury, but he has played in the last two games. And from what I saw in yesterday's game, he didn't look that impressive to be named the man-of-the-match [I would've nominated Miroslav Klose instead]. He was just...LOST.
When I watched the World Cup 2002, everyone went "Oh, Klose is God. He scored three past Saudi, 1 past Ireland and 1 past Nigeria! Just three games and already he's scored 5 goals!" [I thinkWEknow who said this...please don't slap me, you stupid Scouser =p]. But after that, in the second round, he didn't score. In the quarterfinals, he didn't score either. In the semi-finals, he didn't score against Korea. And finally, in the finals, he didn't score against Brazil [if he did, I would've wonOURbet...don't look back in anger!]. What happened to YOUR God? Who was it who saved Germany with that narrow 1-0 victories? It was Der GreedyPants [that was whyI LOVED him and had dreams of killing his girlfriend Simone then!]. He scored in that game against Korea, but got suspended for the finals when he got that second yellow card. Which left me in tears [I'mSOdramatic].
All I'm saying is, stop all this unnecessary slandering. He will come back with a bang and prove to others that he HAS what it takes to score goals and not fire blanks. If Michael Ballack had a slow start when Miroslav Klose had an impressive hattrick against Saudi, and then he [Der GreedyPants] was hailed as the German saviour [erm...I think I called him that! Don't think it was you though, since you kept saying Klose is STILL your God and you'd do him any day...you were just 14, you pervert! =p] after Klose couldn't score to save Germany's ass in the later stages. Who knows? Maybe Frank Lampard has a slow start while Steven Gerrard has a fast one, and maybe in the second round, he will shine [the'Lamps shining brightly'joke is NOT entirely funny anymore, you silly thing!]. At least he IS trying to score. It's not like he isn't.
Yes...I'm defending him like how someone I know would defend Wayne Rooney, crybaby-gayboy-sissyface [you did say we live in a democratic country so I can say what I like! =p], and Stevie G. It's because I have this thing called faith. He's not stupid or incompetent. He's extremely good.
And seriously, I think the Lampard-Gerrard partnership beats the Lampard-Hargreaves partenrship. Even Rio Ferdinand thinks so too. I hope Michael Owen's okay. I hope he's not injured. That looked like a nasty fall. I hope he's okay. England fans reading this, pray with me that Michael James Owen is going to be fine. *kneels down and prays*
I wonder when Theo Walcott will get his big break. Could he possibly replace Peter Crouch should Michael Owen be injured and will not play any further? [Crouch would probably pair up with Rooney up front, and if Sven thinks he's an idiot, he might substitute him with Walcott]. Or maybe he could join the BENCHWARMERS SOCIETY. I wonder...what IS actually going through Sven-Goran Eriksson's mind???
YOU and I need to have a little conversation, you horrible 1/3 Paraguayan, 1/3 English, and 1/3 Indian [Yes, he's mixed. Mar's even more screwed up than he is! It runs in the family I suppose...].
Oh, in case you're reading this Sylvien, there's a pic of your CUTE TEDDY BEAR shirtless. Don't start drooling over your keyboard, you crazy girl!
Oh, I want to make a final farewell to Costa Rica, Poland, Trinidad & Tobago, Paraguay, Ivory Coast, Serbia & Montenegro, Iran, and Togo [have to admit that Otto Pfister is good-looking for a man his age...quite sexy!]. You were wonderful in the tournament, but it's time to say goodbye.
The person who WILL get the bribe from me is...Ms. I-should-be-there-to-comfort-Rooney! Even though I only got her messages at 6:50 AM...when she sent them at 3 or 4 something! Sorry...
Hmmm...but since you are leading in the Fantasy Game of ours, and I'm currently third, I might not buy it for you. =p
I DON'T LOVE HIM-LAH! YOU IDIOT! [Intended for the evil-penguin-with-a-big-mouth worshipper! And also that Klose-who-can-do-somersaults-after-he-scores-which-isn't-really-hot-in-MY-eyes fan! Dumb things!]
French hottie in HELP takes the cake any day! Eh, you all were supposed to remind me NOT to be obsessed about that guy. Hmmph, you haven't been doing your jobs!
Ooh...eh, I forgot what I wanted to say already. Memory of a goldfish, they say.
Not to get excited when I see that HOT French guy in HELP. Even if he IS skinny, tall, fair, has brown hair, and probably IS a computer freak.
Not to wear my jeans which has small hole on the right side when something important might happen. Even if I have no other pants to wear [which actually isn't true because my parents bought me more pants than skirts fearing my little legs will be bitten by evil mosquitoes!].
Not to wear slippers when something important might happen [for example, rain]. Even if I have blisters all over my dainty duck-feet.
Not to laugh by myself when people are looking at me. Even if I'm laughing for a good reason.
Not to forget to remind myself that I need a new haircut. Even if I like my hair now.
Not to do anything that can lead to total embarrassment. Even if it gives me my 15 minutes of fame.
Not to talk without thinking. Even if I'm super-excited over the fact Andriy Shevchenko scored and I made him my captain in the Fantasy Game.
Not to turn into a cam-whore. Even if it gives me my 15 minutes of fame.
Not to be lazy to study for mid-terms which are coming soon. Even if I have to sacrifice my World Cup 2006 [just 3 days!].
Not to criticise Philippe Senderos. Even if he plays for Arsenal.
Not to eat like a pig. Even if I haven't eaten something in ages.
Not to call Elen Rives 'that woman' in front of my mother [she thinks I should call her a lady!]. Even if I think she has a big mouth, is ugly, and wastes his money like there's no tomorrow. Don't you realise with that money you waste on that handbag, you can feed a starving child in some country affected by malnutrition? YOU STUPID WOMAN!!! [can call her that here since mum doesn't read my blog...tee-hee!]
Not to say "Aussie rocks!" in front of my dad. Even if I think Tim Cahill and Harry Kewell are yummy things and Mark Schwarzer and I share the same birthday.
***
I got my 15 minutes of fame, courtesy of The Star. So did Sylvien, Adrian, Ben, and Roya. Let's just say we were at the right place at the wrong time. We were supposed to do something else, somehow, we were lucky enough to get that 15 minutes. If there's anything wrong with my picture, please don't tell me. We looked so fake when we took the pics. Haha!
Not too sure when you'll get to see my ugly mugshot in The Star, but keep looking. =p
Oh, if any of you know my OTHER family members [as in my dad and my brotherANDthe extended relatives], please DON'T tell them. I want them to discover it for themselves. =p
Seriously feel like flushing myself down the toilet now.
Go England!!! Go Frank Lampard!!! HAPPY 28TH BIRTHDAY, FRANK LAMPARD!!! SCORE ONE TODAY, YOU SEXY THING!*in case you're wodering which one is Frank Lampard, he's the shirtless one =p !*
May, he's grown darker now!!! Still sexy anyway.
Yes, I'm ham-sap. You got a problem with that?
Anyone willing enough to give me a blow-by-blow account of the game and the scorers?
Your kindness shall be repaid in the form of a McDonalds' chocolate milkshake. This form of bribery is only applicable to people I can reach out to [SMKCS people, HELP people].
But if I haven't seen or met you before, a virtual hug should be suffice, right? It's the thought that counts anyway...
This pic I'm going to put up is specially for Sylvien. Since you refuse to believe in things in front of your eyes, this is the proof. =p The picture is VERY small, so I had to enlarge it a little [hence, the blurness of it all]. See the proof? You know what I'm talking about. But if you think Wayne is CUTE and looks like a TEDDY BEAR, I'll leave you with that thoughts. Shall NOT say anything further. If it makes you happy...[Eh, I left you a comment in the previous post...don't forget to read it. Just explaining myself on what I meant in my post!].
And stupid Brazil beat Australia 2-0! Hmmph...I hope they beat Croatia.
Dad: Japan and Aussie, who won? Me: Aussie. I supported them because the keeper and I share the same birthday. Dad: i don't want them to progress! Stupid country! Me: Then who you want to go in? Dad: I want England and France to go in. France got Thierry Henry and Sol Campbell [!!!!] Me: Where got Sol Campbell in France? Got Vieira I know-lah. Dad: Oh yeah. Vieira. He got good passes all you know. Stupid Wenger go sell him to Juventus. Me: Pity him [what else you want me to say?]. Dad: Campbell played that day? Me: No-lah. Dad: He fat already cannot run. Me: Last time WC 2002, I see him, he was so fit. Now got all his psychological problem, he go fat already. Like that Ronaldo. Dad: Eh, Ronaldo last time fit. Some more he score all good goals one. Now go so fat, cannot kick also. Me: Now go Real Madrid, he damn slow already. Stupid thing...
My dad is funny especially when he talks about my 'funds'. He is quite evil when he talk about my darling Frankie.
Apparently my cousin Wanie thinks my boobs are growing and I'm making good progress. Proof I've grown fatter. *cries*
Oh, and I did something really stupid today. I was looking at this French guy who is working in HELP in the IT department because he was walking in front of me to go to the loo, and I told Krisna [he was the emcee at the Fete de la Musique and that French guy was on TV!!] the French guy was HOT. And then I pointed at the door saying "That day he went, right?" and then this French guy did NOT go to the loo [changed his mind] and walked in front of me as I was pointing at him. And I was talking VERY loudly.
I was in the mood for satay at last night's wedding, but apparently so was everyone else. So I didn't get a chance to eat satay. Met my 'mother-in-law'! Haha...okay-lah, not exactly 'mother-in-law'...she was my front house neighbour. And ever since I could walk, I'd always go to her house and call for her son, Patrick. This is what they would tell me, but I can't recall of anything like that happening. Quite a naughty little girl, I was. =)
And I got to watch the second-half of the Portugal-Iran game. Whee, Deco scored! His goal was somewhat better than Stevie G's goal. Damn good.
And Cristiano Ronaldo is an IDIOT. When he scored that penalty, he shouted as though IT was THE GOAL OF THE YEAR. Blearh. He's so ugly. I don't see why young kids like him and worship him as though he's God. When they focused on his face, I was cringing. And then he smiled, I was cringing even harder and my mum told me to shut up! And the Iranian captain, who collided into him [I would say that gayboy pushed him] got yellow-carded! Bloody ref! Just because that gayboy put on his crybaby face, you give that guy a YELLOW CARD? By right, it should be gayboy who deserves a yellow card!
A penalty being scored is all about luck. It's either you score OR you don't. He is quite dumb, you know, shouting and flashing his ugly teeth and face. Haha...goal of the season. Haha...goal of the year. Haha.
Note that I'm being mean.
Oh, the Czech-Ghana game was good! The Ghanaian defence was unbreakable. They were good. And I wished that Petr Cech had saved the two goals. I was quite upset to see the Czech Republic lose. And there my mum was, supporting Ghana! Hmmph...the evil thing. Essien was quite quiet for the evening but he had a good game and he was named man-of-the-match for the game! So far, Chelsea players have won it 5 times: Frank Lampard [against Paraguay], Arjen Robben [against S&M and Ivory Coast], Claude Makelele [against Switzerland] and Michael Essien [against Czech Republic]. I was surprised that Rosicky didn't do too good today.
Oh, USA drew with Italy 1-1. Oh boy, this group is really exciting to watch! Who will go to the second round? Will it be Czech Republic, Italy or Ghana? I really want Czech Reoublic to go in, I also want Ghana to go in. Yes, due to personal interests.
I read in the papers on Friday [I think] that Sarah Tan supports England and her favourite player is Frank Lampard because 'he kisses his wedding ring after he scores'. Haha...seriously. I hate that Elen Rives.
She reminds me of Anne Hathaway. At least Anne Hathaway is much prettier than that evil penguin.
Oh I was watching that 'Looking Good in 2006' ad by SkySports again. Frank Lampard and Jamie Redknapp have got to be the MOST GOOD-LOOKING FOOTBALL-PLAYING COUSINS IN THE WORLD.
Would like to comment on the England-T&T game. England's performance was far from convincing. Especially with that 'the goal that could have been a goal' which was saved by John Terry. T&T, to me, looked as though they were focusing on Rooney as they thought he was England's saviour [which ALMOST everyone believes in]. They forgot to mark people like Joe Cole, Frank Lampard, Peter Crouch and David Beckham. I don't know why Sven was desperate to bring Rooney on, he should've waited another game. And why is it that Sven always takes off Michael Owen and Joe Cole? I mean, Michael was getting himself some great chances to score, and Joe was the other link to the strikers and midfielders. Why? Jamie Carragher was only put in because Gary Neville was injured, but I think he had a good game. I don't see any reason why he selected Walcott in his squad, when he hasn't played in any of the matches yet. This is no time for experiments, you crazy man! IT'S THE WORLD CUP, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! I really wished he brought Jermain Defoe, he's been good with Spurs and scores for them regularly. But no. The old man thought: "Oh what the hell, it's my last World Cup. If they lose, I don't care. I'm not going to be there anymore anyway! Let me try all the crazy tactics, I won't be blamed if we failed to win it!". The point is, Wayne Rooney isn't exactly God. And I wish the fans would see that Wayne Rooney isn't the only striker in the universe for England. If he was, ManUre would have won all their games. Especially in that 3-0 bashing we gave them. =) It's frustrating when you have so many shots on goal but you can't find the net, but when someone who has no shots on goal and scores one, it's even more frustrating. Gerrard is SONOT a team-player. I was watching the game for the whole 93 minutes, so I can say that. He wants all the glory for himself. I'm sorry, I'm not being sour with the fact that Gerrard scored. It's just that this is how I feel.
Steven Gerrard, if you're reading this, please wake up from that dream of yours thinking you're God or something like that.
And don't sue me.
I don't even have enough money for my HELP SEND ROWENA TO STAMFORD BRIDGE fund and my latest fund: HELP FEED SKINNY PETER CROUCH SO THAT HE'S MUCH FLESHIER THAN HIS GIRLFRIEND.
Though my dad said I should rename that latest fund to HELP BUY NEW LAMPS FOR FRANK LAMPARD TO REPLACE HIS OLD LAMPS.
Hmmph. Evil thing.
Oh, Cristiano Ronaldo won't say anything if he reads my blog. He'd probably cry.
I want Australia to beat Brazil! Go Tim Cahill!!!
But I do want Kaka to score.
Haha.
*Bluesy* out!
NUMBER 8 JUST SCORED A GOAL at 12:24 PM
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*Dance the night away...* Saturday, June 17, 2006
5:29 PM
Ah...I feel good now. Thanks everyone for knocking some sense into my head. Really needed it.
Anyway, today was the Parent-Lecturer meeting in HELP. Overall, the lecturers say I'm quite a good student and I'm quiet [yes, all you Convent people who know me, don't laugh!]. But they did say, I don't ask questions [I do, if I think it's necessary!]. I don't speak much in class and I don't express myself [I bet, if my parents and my lecturers knew I had a blog and visit it, they'd be surprised seeing how much I express myself here! Besides, I mentioned that I express myself better when I write, not when I speak...again, Convent people, don't laugh!]. My parents were quite shocked AGAIN when they said I was quiet in class. Haha...I hope my lecturers don't think my dad is cranky or something. Well, he IS.
I'm kind of silly sometimes. When Madam Mary said told my parents that if I did my revision at home REGULARLY they won't have to worry so much, I laughed. Quite a dumb thing to do. I had my reason. It's because I don't revise my Stats regularly. And if you're wondering why I am making this statement, it's because I got 8.5 out of 10 for my Stats quiz [which again, I studied at the VERY last minute: the night before AND the quiz morning]. My parents were complaining to my lecturers that they don't see me studying and all. Haha...
I think my life is unbalanced. Mexxy's right. Life = circus. We are the jugglers, who constantly juggle to make sure all aspects are well-taken care of so that they are balanced, if not it will fall and end the vicious cycle abruptly. I think I need to do something about it.
World Cup update: Argentina beat S&M 6-0! Mateja Kezman was red-carded for a two-footed challenge [the poor boy]. Holland beat Ivory Coast 2-1. Bye bye Toure and Drogba. Mexico drew with Angola. Come on Angola!
I didn't watch any match last night because I was too tired. Might catch the Czech Republic-Ghana game later. If I'm lucky =).
I read an interview with Petr Cech somewhere off the Net. They asked him "Who is the best player never to have played in a World Cup?" and he answered Eidur Gudjohnsen. How true...
I am surely going to miss this fella. My FIRST ever favourite blonde [which I must tell you, ONLY consists of 10 people currently]. I hope you're happy with where you're at now, Eidur.I'll ALWAYS love you.
Now it looks like my 'Awesome-Threesome' would consist of Frank Lampard, John Terry, and maybe Claude Makelele OR Joe Cole.
Karl-Heinz Rummenigge thinks Frank Lampard is better than Michael Ballack. So true! He said that he is 'one class higher than Ballack is'. =)
He must score on Tuesday evening [Wednesday morning Malaysian time] as a birthday gift.
Oh I made a very strange observation on Friday morning during the England-T&T game. The two scorers were the ones who were yellow-carded in the first game.So...maybe with that yellow card he got during the England-T&T game, he might score in the England-Sweden game? Hmm...
I'm not complaining. I don't care anyway. My blog was a place for me to vent my anger, and in a way, reflect on how far I've changed. Not to earn the wrath of other people.
I mean, I once wrote a letter to Roman Abramovich asking him to sponsor my studies in the UK so that I could attend matches in Stamford Bridge and stalk Frank Lampard. The chances of him reading this is VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY slim.
Then I wrote a letter to Tottenham Hotspurs, asking them to beat ManUre. If they read it, I'm sure they would have beaten ManUre.
I wrote once, asking my readers to donate generously to the"HELP SEND ROWENA TO STAMFORD BRIDGE" fund. The ONLY people who have donated are the people who NEVER knew the existence of my blog [my parents].
I write things just for laughs. I may write emotionally especially when it's that time of the month. I write things to tell people how I feel so that they know how to talk to me the next day. I try to be as honest as I can. Sans hurting anyone along the way.
I write stuff about my ex, to show my anger and disgust towards him, hoping he'd read it, so that he'll leave me alone.
I talk bad about Steven Gerrard because I know he probably wouldn't google his name and see his name in my blog.
Sometimes I wonder if I let my emotions control me. Sometimes I wonder whether people I know are actually reading this, and NOT tell me.
Sometimes my parents are right. Whenever I try to be honest, they always tell me to shut up.
Maybe I should SHUT UP.
Maybe the American lady I saw in KLCC was right after all. "I never knew so many people lived in Malaysia". If I did, I wouldn't even annoy anyone.
*If you don't see me blogging for a while, it means I'm still depressed or not in the mood to rant or things that mean the same as that*
NUMBER 8 JUST SCORED A GOAL at 6:39 PM
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*Liverpool fans...STAY AWAY!!!*
1:26 PM
I managed to watch the England game this morning. And I am, as always whenever Steven Gerrard scores and HE doesn't, depressed.
I mean, he had so many shots [mostly on target] but he couldn't get the ball into the net.
And when Steven plays like rubbish and can actually score a goal like that FA Cup goal, it makes me even sadder!
Oh, I'm never bitter about Crouchy scoring. In fact, I was glad he did. After that frustrating first game on Saturday, he deserves it.
Credit goes to T&T though for keeping us on the edge of our seats.
I don't know why I hate Steven Gerrard so much. It's just that, I don't know. I mean, if people talk on and on about Becks, Roo, Crouchy, JT [who, I must say, was a God in his own way] or Joe Cole in front of me, but NOT STEVEN GERRARD.
All Liverpool fans hate Frank Lampard, and all Chelsea fans hate Steven Gerrard.
That's what I think.
I felt so depressed when Steven scored, I just went home after the match sulking and yammering on how STUPID Steven Gerrard is. Frankie worked his socks off on the pitch and he doesn't score! That was SO sad.
I'm quite an idiot.
Aaron Lennon is amazing. I did wish Paul Robinson would stop running out of the goalpost! Thank God Terry saved it, if not damn embarrassing.
This pic is quite sad to look at. At one end, it looks like Stevie and Rooney are laughing. At another, it looks like HE is crying and JT and Rio are consoling him. =(
I'm quite sad. I hope that on June 20th, against Sweden, he scores. Special date, you know.
I saw a pic of Eidur Gudjohnsen wearing a Barca jersey in the paper today. I kept staring at it. It took a long while to get the fact that he's no longer playing for Chelsea to sink in my head.
No more 'Striker for the MIGHTY BLUES'. No more number 22. No more 'Blonde Maradona'.
Sigh...even McDonalds' Chocolate Sundae with extra chocolate CANNOT cure my depression.
You know where to find me.
Anyways, I am glad they won.
Oh, I like the 'gweilo' working in HELP! Sexy thing!
*Things I've learnt from the court visit...* Thursday, June 15, 2006
5:41 PM
1. Always bow before entering and leaving the court. 2. Cute interpreters don't follow rules. 3. Cute interpreters are rude fellows. 4. Lawyers don't abide by the law. They break it. 5. The court isn't a clean place. I saw a cockroach. The disgusting creature! 6. The court canteen is a lot easier to find compared to other court rooms. 7. Walking in circles in a pair of tight high heels isn't flattering. In fact, it causes more harm to our poor dainty feet [in this case, my narrow duck-like feet]. 8. Lawyers who are stressed should smoke and make themselves even more stressed. 9. Lawyers are unfriendly people. They can't smile and they are so stoned. 10. Courtesy is the cornerstone for everyone. You MUST be punctual and tact in all that you do.
The court visit was, in a way, quite eventful [sans the walking in circles thing]. We got to see a court case about a man who raped a 12-year-old girl four times [yes, you read right!] and he was seeking for an appeal, but the judge denied it and sentenced the man to 15 years of imprisonment for each offence. Meaning, he will be stuck behind bars for 60 years. For what he did, he deserves it.
My dainty duck-feet [I am somewhat proud of my duck-feet!] are killing me! After we finished the visit, I went to Petaling Street with Mandy and Ai Li to buy slippers. Ai Li's feet suffered the worst! Both of us bought slippers [I needed it for two reasons: I needed slippers because of my hurting feet and I needed a pair of outdoor slippers]. I love me new blue slippers! Sexy thing...
Oh, apparently, in another court next to the rape case one, Anwar's trial was going on. We wanted to go in, but the court was full. No wonder there were so many reporters!
I'm now third in our HELP FC league! Red Crusaderz has overtaken me! Bah, I hope today I get luckier than them! I'm quite depressed.
What's even more depressing is that my 'Blonde Maradona' is leaving Chelsea. NO!!! At least Barcelona is not as bad as ManUre. Sob sob...I'll miss you, you sexy blonde creature! No more 'Awesome-Threesome' already!I WILL ALWAYS LOVE EIDUR GUDJOHNSEN!
I'm depressed. Buy me chocolates. If not, you'll be talking to me from the bathroom.
Ooh, Crouchy's girlfriend is quite pretty.
Excuse me, I'm bored.
Ooh, England playing T&T tonight. I want to watch it! Where? God knows!
This is beyond disturbing! Go here to see what I mean!
PARIS HILTON WAS DOGGEDLY PURSUING HIM???
You mean, she likes him?
This, is, as I said earlier, BEYOND DISTURBING!
That stick insect asides Caroline Celico likes him?
Gah!!!
As much as I hate Elen Rives, I don't really think Frank and Paris go together.
Imagine PARIS LAMPARD. Eeew...Rowena Lampard is anytime better [say whatever you want, but I know it sounds better!] !
And the fact that the ugly creature who best resembles a horrible penguin said this: "He only has eyes for me, this Paris Hilton might be used to getting what she wants but she’s no match for me." makes me feel like giving her a medal of bravery.
Please note that the statement above is actually a sarcastic one and not a praising one.
Oh...I'm just a little sour because HMC United has taken the lead in our HELP FC league. I could've still held on to the lead if I decided to keep Kaka as my captain [if only I didn't listen to YOU!], but now we're 6 points adrift. Damn...so depressed now!
I'm NOT listening to YOU today! Evil creature I have for a friend!
I'm quite depressed now. If you'll excuse me, I am heading towards the bathroom.
You know why.
Ooh, I'm going to the court tomorrow! Whee!
Yesterday's matches were okay-lah. The France-Switzerland game was quite disappointing. Oh, Kaka scored. That sexy little creature of God!
Julez's man-of-the-match awards for yesterday's games: 1. Ahn Jung Hwan [As much as I hate the Korean team, I do like Jung Hwan. Ji-Sung has to die!] 2. Claude Makelele [Despite the fact I made him my captain, he got low points. But as my dear Frankie said before, "There's no English Makelele".] 3. Kaka [How can I NOT put him as my man-of-the-match? That sexy thing!]
I've been really silly sometimes. How I got such marks for my Lah quiz, remains a mystery. When I told my mum about it, she went: "What miracle did you do? You NEVER study. All I see you do is either sleep, eat, or sit in front of that PC! What happened? What did you do, girl?"
Haha! See what I mean? And today, I told that to two of my friends when they asked me to teach them Stats and Lah, and they told me instead:"That's because you don't have to. It shows you're naturally smart!".
What can I do to convince them I'm super-lazy and NOT 'naturally smart' ?
Anyway, I watched the first half of the Aussie-Japan game. I supported Australia because their keeper, Mark Schwarzer shares the same birthday with me [rather silly excuse but you don't have a say in this!] ! When he conceded that STUPID goal, I went: "Mark, how can you do this to me? You must show that people born on the 6th of October are great people!". And yes, my mum was there supporting Japan and thought I was crazy when I said that!
I was scared because they were trailing 1-0, and the worst part? I put Tim Cahill in my Fantasy Squad and he wasn't even in the Aussie starting line-up! I was thinking: "Great, I put Deco as my captain, and he didn't play! This is crazy!". Then, I went to do my homework [and of course, catch the game online through MatchCast!] and before you know it, my mum started shouting: "NO!!!". Which could have meant only one thing...someone from the Aussie squad scored. So I checked my MatchCast window, and before you know it, Tim Cahill SCORED! Then, not even 5 minutes later, she screams again and shouts from downstairs to me: "They scored again...that Cahill fella!". I went like: "Yes! Thank God I put him in my line-up today!". Then again Aussie scored, through John Aloisi this time around.
Extremely lucky when I picked Cahill in my squad. I mean, out of 736 players, you expect me to only pick 23? How can? Too many players I want in my squad! Haha! And of all the people in our HELP FC group, I was the ONLY one who had an Aussie in my squad, and that Aussie was none other than Tim Cahill. Never expected him to score 2 goals in the first place! Haha...damn lucky.
Oh, and stupid del Piero [I take it back...he has a degree in accountancy, you know!] made me lose 0.5 points! And I wonder why Cech wasn't given any points also, and I put Buffon on the bench, but he had 8 points! Argh...tactics gone wrong!And guess what? I wanted to put Rosicky and Koller in my squad, but I didn't have enough places for them AND only 3 players from one country are allowed to be on my team! Evil thing!
Julez's man-of-the-match awards for last night: 1. Tim Cahill [he saved my life!] 2. Tomas Rosicky [ah, the new Gunner asides Theo Walcott...his second goal was, WOW!]
Cannot say anything bout the Italy-Ghana match because I didn't watch it. And I don't like Italy that much anyway.
Mar just told me that I should have listed my whole Chelsea squad in my dream team! Haha...quite true actually. I have 8 of them in my squad, 5 from Juventus, 4 from Arsenal, 2 from Liverpool, 1 from Everton [don't tell me you don't know who he is already!], 1 from AC Milan, 1 from Barcelona, and 1 from Werder Bremen.
Anyway, here's asexy little thing. Ooh...so sexy! *stares like how Superman stares when he melts metal with his eyes*
Lysa...this IS NOT A GAY POSE! Screw you!
Sonia del Piero is REALLY pretty. I think she's the most beautiful among all those footballers' wives. Then comes Cheryl Tweedy and Luis Figo and Raul's wife. Roque Santa Cruz's wife is quite pretty too. Caroline Celico is NOT pretty! She's a stick insect who is my age and is married to my dear Kaka!!!
Excuse me for being sour now, I'll go sulk in the bathroom.
*Confessions of a LAZY Lah student...* Monday, June 12, 2006
3:37 PM
I was having a flu yesterday, and usually when I get a flu, it's a sign of me getting a fever. But, today, fortunately, I feel better [flu-less really!]. So yeah, I feel okay now.
Sometimes, I think that most people I know [in this case, some people related to me!] think I have a mentality of a 5-year-old. I kid you not. Let me illustrate some examples that actually happened.
EXAMPLE A I have 2 Caller ID phones: 1 upstairs and 1 downstairs. So whenever people call, we can see their phone numbers. So one day, my cousin called [I know it's someone from her house because I know their phone number by heart!] and I picked it up. And she was asking who I was, and when I replied my name, she went: "Siapa Rowena?". The words 'WTF?' filled my head. And then she 'revealed' herself. What do you take me for? STUPID?
EXAMPLE B Yesterday, this same cousin of mine was supposed to give something to my dad, but since he wasn't at home and my mum was having a fever, I went to take it from her. She was reluctant to give it to me and when I gave my hand out she FINALLY gave it to me. And when I took it from her, she kept telling me the SAME THINGS! "Don't forget!", "Tell your papa to bring this to the hospital!", and "Put it somewhere he can see!". Look, I have stayed in this house longer than YOU have, and frankly, I KNOW where to put my dad's stuff. So I'm NOT stupid to put somewhere he can't see [though sometimes he has his bouts of selective myopia...guess that's what you get for being an Arsenal fan!]. Stop telling me what to do as though I'm a 5-year-old kid [yes, I admit I act as though I'm 5, that's because I have a heart of a 5-year-old!]! I do know how get messages across, if that's what you think I'm incapable of doing. I pass messages to anyone of my family members as soon as I see them. I'm not incompetent. By the way, I have feelings of an 18-going-on-19-year-old teen, in case you haven't noticed.
EXAMPLE C Yesterday [again!], they were already leaving the house, when they returned again to pass me a message. Read this: Nephew:Rowena! Me:Yes? Nephew:Can you hear me? Me:*stares hard at the gate*YES![honestly, you have a voice that beats a loudspeaker...how can I NOT hear you?] Nephew:Tell your papa to bring this along and drop it off at the clinic. Me:Okay... Nephew: Repeat what I just said.[WTF? THIS ISN'T ORAL, YOU KNOW?] Me:*stares harder at the gate*Tell my papa to bring this thin along and drop it off at the clinic. Nephew:Okay, good night.*drives off* Me:Good night [in my heart: WHATEVER!]
Hello, just because I'm younger than you, that doesn't make me any less dumber than you are. I may act childish sometimes, but I know how to be serious when it matters.I'M NOT DUMB. OR STUPID. OR INCOMPETENT. So insulted.
Anyway, here's something REALLY funny.
*In Lah class* Girl behind me: You're Rowena, right? Me: Yes... Girl behind me: Do you know your marks for the quiz? Me: No... Girl behind me: You got the highest marks for tutorial A. Me: Oh. I'm sure someone from your tutorial get better marks than me. Some of them got the questions from us. Girl behind me: Oh... *After 20 minutes* Lah lecturer: Ro-ve-na[Yes, that's HOW she pronounces my name! The evil thing!]! Me: Yes? *goes to lecturer's table* Lah lecturer: You got the highest marks for this quiz in this class. Me: *puts on blur face*Oh...okay. Lah lecturer: But I'm shocked you couldn't answer some simple questions. Me: *puts on really dumb look*I kind of panicked when I saw the questions, I didn't know how the questions would be like. Lah lecturer: Anyway, good work. I expect better marks next time. *After that* Lah lecturer: Okay students. In this class, Jonathan and Rowena got the highest marks. Well, actually Rowena got the highest marks in this class. So let's give her a round of applause. ~clapping sound effects~ Me: *in my heart: Fuck! Damn embarrassing! Why must she do that? I'm going to go home and flush myself down the toilet!*
And one of my Lah classmates congratulated me! WTF?I felt like I wanted to hide in the loo and flush myself down the toilet!
I'm really surprised that I did well, considering the fact I'm really lazy when it comes to studying. I'm VERY last-minute [apparently, it runs in the family!]. Others studied harder than me, but me? I studied the night before in front of the PC and ended up chatting halfway, and that quiz morning, I actually studied while I was in the car on the way to college. So, yeah, I'm actually embarrassed to know that I did that good, when I didn't prepare for it.
Oh, why is it that people think I'm SUCH a hardworking person? I don't study at home or in college [I prefer to do Sudoku when I'm REALLY free!]. I'd rather sleepOR think about what food I'll eat for lunch the next day than STUDY. I'm much lazier when it comes to studies compared to my brother [he's undoubtedly,ONE SMART GUY]. Even some of my relatives know and admit that it's true. I'm as LAZY as a cat, and I prefer to SLEEP like Frank Lampard!
Oh, this kind of proves that I don't HAVE A BRAIN OF A 5-YEAR-OLD, right?
Ooh, I was REALLY bitchy when Mr-I-can't-get-your-hint-to-leave-you-alone talked to me! He got hurt, and scampered off. Ouch! Haha...he DID ask for it, you know. So I'm not at fault in the first place!
Oh, Prison Break is on tonight. I LOVE WENTWORTH MILLER!
And yes, Czech Republic take on USA tonight! Go Czech Republic!Beat them fools who call the 'beautiful game' SOCCER when other people around the world call it FOOTBALL!Go Petr 'oh-you-are-SO-yummy' Cech!
Yes...people, I have been caught in the World Cup hype by joining the FIFAWorldCup's Fantasy Game a few weeks ago! Thanks to Sylvien for getting me in it. First, I was like "Oh, I want to take Paul Robinson as my keeper!" only to find out that we are only allowed to take 3 players from each nation! So far, in our HELP FC, there's only 4 teams: BlueFlame FC [mine], RedCrusaderz [Sylvien], HMC United [Adrian] and Team Joga Bonito [Eddie]. And I'm currently leading. For someone who doesn't even know half of the players to pick, that's quite okay-lah. I AM BORED! Sue me!
My team line-up. BlueFlame FC.
Fans of England:Rank: 7336. Percentile: 88th. Rank change: +2109. [not bad, eh?] HELP FC:Rank 1 of 4.
HELP FC rankings.Me, Sylvien, Adrian and Eddie. Sure they'll beat me...They've got great players in their line-ups!My players also terror, you know? M-O-T-M Frank Lampard there! Hehe...
Official Team Ranking: 52732.Current Team Points: 31.5.It looked better than what I got yesterday! Some 80000+ and 0 points!
And I have two transfers left. And since I got to unlock the 'bicycle kick', I get to add one player per stage [I think that's what it means, according to my little brain!] ! Whee!
*Now I'm starting to sound nuts!*
Ooh, they have this Celebrity League and GOLEO VI is leading with 39 points [I got 31.5 points!] ! And his captain is Frank Lampard! I should've picked him as my captain, I picked MY Captain Marvel. Haha... GOLEO VI's team...see the captain!
I tell you, Shaka Hislop gets my man-of-the-match medal [it's invisible to others, but can only be seen by the person who wears it!]! He was so bloody good! Salute! Trinidad and Tobago were amazing. Sweden were the favourites to win they game but they were held to a goalless draw! Haha...but I hope that T&T will lose to England!
I watched the first half of the Argentina-Ivory Coast game. I fell asleep mid-way of the second half, and missed Didier's goal! The two Chelsea strikers scored! But Argentina won! Ooh...Kezman vs Robben game later tonight! Go Kezman! Rooting for Serbia and Montenegro tonight. I'm evil, tell me something I don't already know!
Why did The Star put an extremely weird picture of him today in the papers? I didn't even know it was him! I need new glasses!
Oh, seeing Roque Santa Cruz after 4 long years is SUPER good. Yummy...sexy little thing.
Yerr...so blur one! Look! Best friends! Oh, and look at little Michael Owen and lanky Peter Crouch. They look like me and my brother posing for a pic! Haha!
Want to watch the England game again...want to see him work it on the field AGAIN!
*Bluesy* out!
NUMBER 8 JUST SCORED A GOAL at 12:41 PM
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*1-0! Yay...* Saturday, June 10, 2006
11:59 PM
Yes, I watched the match. And I think the Mexican referee is a bitch. And I think Frankie should have had that penalty [the whole world might disagree, but who cares about the whole world?]. He had so many shots on goal! Well, actually only 3, but still a lot more shots on goal than YOUR so-called Captain Fantastic.
I think the referee was being unfair towards Crouchy! Evil referee! He was fouled so many times and the blind referee didn't see it, but he didn't harm anyone and he gets accused of fouling them and gets a yellow card. The evil creature from Mexico!
And the second Paraguayan keeper! That evil creature in front of the goalpost! He saved all of Frankie's shots! The commentator even went: "Lampard has the best shots on goal, but Bobadilla has the best saves!".
Speaking of the referee, he made an incredibly 'smart' comment on how Joe Cole and Ashley Cole are NOT related [like what my mum thinks]. It's a bit too obvious right?
My man-of-the-match? FRANK JAMES LAMPARD. He was named the Budweiser man-of-the-match for the match too. I hope he scores. =)
I have to thank the Liverpool fan who took me out to watch the game [Which he usually NEVER does! The evil thing!]. Not all Liverpool fans are bad, you know?
Ooh, big match ahead! Argentina and Ivory Coast. Battle of the 2 Chelsea strikers! Good luck Crespo and Drogba!
I miss talking about the World Cup with YOU. You evil creature who supports Brazil and England AT THE SAME TIME. Traitor!
Oh. I forgot to tell you that I didn't think we should have won through an own goal. Score more goals in the next game, boys! Especially you, darling!
Haha...look who's he standing next to? HIS NEW BEST FRIEND...PETER CROUCH! Aww...so sweet. Poor Joe, his face's blocked!
When they sang the national anthem before the game, he was standing next to YOUR Captain Fantastic and OUR Captain Marvel, and both me and that Liverpool fan went: "Aww...so sweet! Best friends!". Haha...
I want to get some shut eye now, so that I can watch the Argentina-Ivory Coast game later!
*Bluesy* out!
NUMBER 8 JUST SCORED A GOAL at 11:59 PM
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*RAH RAH ENGLAND!!!*
3:43 PM
WORLD CUP HAS LANDED!!! WHEE!!!
*Some of you non-football freaks who think I'm crazy, think again! You're the ones who are crazy enough to NOT LOVE the 'beautiful game'!*
Anyway, I watched the Germany-Costa Rica game only, because I was way beyond tired to keep my eyes open to catch the Poland-Ecuador tie. Was hoping deep in my heart, that Costa Rica would win and cause an upset for the host! But it was not meant to be, as they lost 4-2.
Goals coming from Lahm, Klose [2 goals! Lysa, you must be extremely happy!], and Frings for Germany; and 2 goals from Paolo Wanchope for Costa Rica.
Poland lost 2-0 to Ecuador.
Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you. I WAS a German fan at one point of my life in 2002, but I'm not supporting them because...I have my reasons.
If you thought Joe Cole is a showboater, think again. Meet Bastian Schweinsteiger. The swine who is a bigger showboater! He looks old too!
My mum said that Miroslav Klose looks like Frank Lampard. And Aimee told me that her mum said the same thing!
Oh Lysa, don't give me your 'how-can-you-compare-my-favourite-player-with-a-player-I-hate'look! I don't believe it either!
And today, I woke up at 10 AM and the first thing I usually do once I wake up is NOT to brush my teeth, but to read the newspapers. So I was reading NST...and lo and behold! I saw a pic of someone that made my morning even better! Lalala...I'll let you guess, I know you won't get it!
Since I haven't been posting pics of him for quite some time already, feast your eyes for...ah, see it for yourself. After all, he needs no introduction. =)
Excuse me, but in case you're wondering who it is, it's the one on the right.I like the pic! They look so cute [not in a gay way!] on the bridge. Oh I wish I was on that bridge with them. Lalala...it would make a lovely pic now, wouldn't it?
Aww...he looks so adorable here! I hope you score 2 for England!
England game on tonight. Problem is, I don't know where to see it! Wish me luck in finding somewhere to watch it! RAH RAH ENGLAND!!!
Please ignore the earlier post. It was written under the influence of tears while watching Curious George. Cute little monkey.
FRANK LAMPARD IS NOT LEAVING CHELSEA! Still, I'd like to kill the penguin. It's good news.
I WATCHED 'STARS ARE BLIND' BY PARIS HILTON. She sounds A LOT like Gwen Stefani. But the video a bit too slutty.
I DID PRETTY WELL FOR MY LAH QUIZ. Which is, quite surprising because I only studied it the night before and in the morning of the quiz day. Typical procrastinator. The questions were pretty tough, and with my limited knowledge of Law, I expected to do badly. But I'm quite sure the other tutorial group did better than us, considering the fact they got the questions from us!
THE 'FOOTIE CHICK DIARY' WRITER IS A CHELSEA FAN. Funny, I thought she was a Liverpool fan! I found this out in the Malaysian Today newspaper. She is 29 and supports Portugal, and her favourite player is Luis Figo. Malaysian Today is having some World Cup babe contest. All you have to do is e-mail them your particulars and your favourite team, favourite player and who will win the World Cup.
I AM ALWAYS HUNGRY. I can't help it. All Day Long I Dream About Food.
not in a bad mood? I mean, I should be in an extremely good mood since the WORLD CUP is starting today and all that. But I'm not.
There's ALWAYS something to ruin my World Cup. In 1998, my aunt passed away. In 2002, my uncle passed away. Today [of all the days in the world!] one of my aunts decided to change the batterries of her clock on the wall, and climbed up on the chair to fix it. And before you know it she fell [she's 70+ by the way!]. And now my dad has to take her to the doctor! If it's really bad, I guess she has to be admitted to the hospital.
Which, in simple terms, means, my WORLD CUP 2006 is as good as ruined.
How am I going to watch ANY England matches which are NOT being shown on normal TV channels, but ONLY on ASTRO?
I DON'T HAVE ASTRO, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! The only ways I get to watch any matches on ASTRO are by going to my cousin's house OR to the mamak shops [which has awesomely lousy TV quality, I saw Eidur Gudjohnsen on TV the other day at the mamak shop, and he looked like a green Martian!].
I can't keep going to their houses like some beggar or something like that. It's embarrassing. It's bad enough they are trying their level best to accomodate us, we go there and deprive them of their TV-watching time! And they don't like sports! I feel really bad, I know they don't mind. But if it keeps on going like this for a VERY long time, we will probably end up being a bane for them!
And now with that stupid old woman who knows she's not so strong like before, [note: she scalded her leg with hot water once, because the pot which had the hot water slipped out of here hands] went and injured herself AGAIN, my dad has to run up and down to make sure she's alright! I mean, why does my dad have to do it? I'm not saying that he shouldn't help his sister-in-law or what, where are HER SISTERS? The ones who take her out shopping and gatherings and leave my poor uncle who can't walk without the support of other people? WHERE ARE THEY?
My uncle, he was quite a tough guy when he was younger, that man. He even took care of me, when my brother was in hospital [normally, my dad will give me his undivided love and attention, but then my brother fell ill, so being a loving man he is, he decided that my brother needed that love and attention] and I know once, I cried when a balloon he bought burst, and deep inside he's probably laughing at me, but he felt sad with for me. He was so active...
until that bloody driver knocked him down. It was a hit-and-run case. After that, he was so frail and he can't even walk with the help of other people.
And that woman knows he needs her help and she goes and injures herself. With her doing that, she's making life miserable for a lot of people.
Her husband. Her two daughters. My dad. My family.
More importantly, ME.
I'm not being selfish or inconsiderate. I'm just thinking about how miserable I am getting.
This IS why I say we have to get ASTRO.
There goes MY WORLD CUP.
I watched Curious George in Human Comm class today, and I cried. I know it's a cartoon, but I didn't know why I cried. George was so adorable. It was such a lovely movie.
Barcelona are lining up a move for Frank Lampard and are prepared to offer Deco in exchange to land the Chelsea star, according to reports.The European champions are prepared to offer cash along with Deco to lure Lampard to the catalan capital, and Barca boss Frank Rijkaard believes the capture of German captain Michael Ballack may pave the way for Lampard, 27, to join the Spanish champions.
However, Jose Mourinho has claimed he plans to play Lampard and Ballack in the same midfield next season.
Interestingly, Mourinho and Deco share the same agent, Jorge Mendes and he flew into London on Wednesday for a meeting with Blues chief Peter Kenyon on Wednesday to discuss a possible switch involving Deco and Lampard.
Chelsea would want £10million along with the Brazilian born Deco, 28, before the even consider a bid for their vice captain.
Deco enjoyed a highly successful partnership with Jose Mourinho at Porto and Mourinho is said to remain a keen admirer of the playmaker who was said to be one of Mourinho's first tranfer targets when he took over at Stamford Bridge before the Portugese playmaker decided on a move to the Catalan.
The Spanish giants also believe Lampard could be tempted to the club as his partner Elen Rives is a catalan who wants their baby to grow up in her home city.
OH MY GOD!!! THE HORROR IF THAT HAPPENS!
Stupid penguin! I hate you! If this happens, I will flush myself down the toilet [after all, I'm quite famous for sulking in the bathroom!].
I know he said he was flattered but not interested, but you never know what might happen. I mean if you look at Andriy Shevchenko's case, you didn't even think he'd come to the Bridge in the first place! What, with Peter Kenyon saying Sheva's deal is long way off, you'd think the same too right?
I do admit I like Deco, but I certainly do not want a Portuguese army in Chelsea. No one can take his place as vice-captain [well, maybe either Makelele or Gudjohnsen would be a more suitable replacement]. I would say that Der GreedyPants and him have the same playing style, but I would admit he's even better than Der GreedyPants. I don't want him to leave Stamford Bridge, at least not until I get to stalk him!
This is a disaster.
Here I was planning to talk about poor Djibril Cisse who broke his leg AGAIN, and instead I'm blogging about the possibility of him moving to Barcelona! Don't remind me about Probability in my Stats textbook! *bawls like a crazy dog who caught its tail between the gate*
Oh and guess what my dad said about 'beauty queen' on TV? "At least he IS on TV, compared to your stupid Lampard!"
And here's what he said about Frankie in the newspaper: "She's SO excited seeing Frank Lampard in the papers, that she even noticed his nose. His nose has got to be sharp, so that it's easier for him to hang a lamp on his sharp nose! You see the lamp on the roadside, there's a hook. His nose is like a hook, so that easier for him to see the goalpost with a lamp hanging on his nose!"
Frank Lampard-basher of the family. Hmph...he doesn't need all that cheap publicity like that 'beauty queen' [okay, the Adidas and Pepsi adverts are not counted!]. His nose is sharp, so is his eye on goal!
I feel sad now. =(
Don't leave now, not yet. Wait until I get there so that I can stalk you along with my little accomplice.
Oh, I have two people who love me. My niece, Dayani and my best friend, Sree. Both are extremely kind because they want to give me the Hotlink pre-paid cards. Frank Lampard [both of them want to give me this!!!] and Kaka [Sree says she wants to give this too!]. And that silly girl wants to send them by mail! Haha...
I should pray hard that he doesn't leave the Bridge. After all, I did pray for Sheva to come and Huth to leave. So I shall pray now!
rambling on football, I won't stop. I can go on and on about it till the cows come home.
This morning, I had the chance to watch the World Cup Chat on The Breakfast Show on NTV7. What I heard today really annoyed me. Sheahnee Lee, who was filling in for Naz today, was , along with Daphne, interviewing the MPPJ coach and she asked him why other leagues like the EPL, Seria A, Bundesliga, and the Primera Liga were getting more fanbase rather than Malaysian football. The MPPJ coach answered that before all these leagues were shown on Malaysian TV, Malaysians had no choice but to watch Malaysian football [which is true, if you read my 'if-you-don't-support-Selangor-I'll-send-you-to-Sabah' theory] and that the level of Malaysian football then was far much better compared to now. And she went: "Oh really?".
That was really dumb. You know that fact very well, don't you? Any blind person can tell you the level of Malaysian football is slowly deteriorating. I may have been 7 when I first laid my eyes on Selangor, and I can safely bet that Selangor then and Selangor now are two completely different Selangor teams.
And she went on to ask this question: "If Ronaldo is not fit, who do you think will Brazil will be banking on for goals?"
For the love of God, woman! Who are Ronaldinho, Adriano, and Kaka? They DO score goals too, you know.
And then she goes: "Oh, so Brazil are not a one-man team. Unlike England. They depend on Wayne Rooney, and now with his metatarsal injury, the world thinks England can't win the World Cup. They ARE a one-man team!"
WTF? Hello, in case you didn't notice, we ARE coping well without Rooney [though I don't deny that he's a bloody good striker!]. Mind you, during the World Cup qualifying stages, the goals mainly came from the midfield. The likes of Frank Lampard, David Beckham, and Joe Cole have scored for England even when Rooney was around. Let's not forget Michael Owen, who has been getting awful criticism of late since that beanpole started scoring and doing his robotic dance moves. I have great respect for Owen ever since I saw him in 1998. He has helped England in so many ways way before Wayne Rooney and beanpole did. Clearly, England is NOT a one-man team like you think!
Believe me, that woman knows nuts about football and there she goes talking about how England is SO fragile without Wayne Rooney as they ARE a one-man team. Whole load of bollocks.
And what I saw in The Star today really got me boiling mad. Another interview on women regarding football.
What makes YOU think that Ruud van Horseface makes a good model? He has A horseface! What were YOU thinking when they asked who would make a good fashion model and YOU replied Zidane would be a good one but he'd do well in car adverts? The question WAS who would make a good FASHION MODEL, NOT who would do well in a CAR ADVERT! What do YOU mean by Michael Ballack's move to Chelsea was based on professional reasons? I suppose that getting a 130 000 pound-a-week salary is constituted as ONE of the professional reasons. He is, after all, Der GreedyPants. What is wrong with a son in NOT following his father's footsteps? I actually think it's better that way, because people will start comparing the poor boy with his father, which is NOT flattering. I know what it feels like. It's even worse than being compared to your older sibling. Trust me.
These women think they know EVERYTHING about football. Sometimes I feel like whacking them in the head. I can be quite mean at times.
And I don't know WHY the press keeps telling how GREAT Gerrard is, when I know that he can be great when he wants to. Before the F.A. Cup thing, who was it who gave the COMPLIMENTARY backpass to Thierry Henry in the Premiership? Who was it who gave Zinedine Zidane the FREE backpass in the EURO 2004 to make the scoreline 2-1 for France, when we were leading 1-0 for 53 minutes thanks to Frank Lampard's goal? Let me remind you that he has only scored 7 international goals in 6 years. IT IS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, STEVEN GERRARD. I'm not saying Frank Lampard is holier-than-thou whatsoever [though I AM making it sound like that, right?], but why isn't it that people see him the same way they see Gerrard and Crouch. Crouch, in particular, has been getting rave reviews not only about his dance, but also his re-discovered goalscoring abilities. They've been hailed as gods. I mean, I have people talking about how 'untalented' Frank Lampard is. Let's take an example nearest to home: my dad. Yes, the official Frank Lampard-basher of my house. He told me just now that the papers have been documenting on how great Steven Gerrard, Peter Crouch, and John Terry [I got no problem with my Captain Marvel whatsoever!] and there wasn't even a word on Frank Lampard. Yes, the media hails one man as a hero one day, and the next minute he does something really stupid they send him back to zero. Was the media kind to Peter Crouch when he didn't score? I didn't think so either. This is an article published some 3 weeks ago:
~Steven Gerrard's ascension "England's hope" for the Wrold Cup is seen as a desperate attempt by the English media to have their own hero in Germany next month. Suddenly everyone is a football expert which should make Sven Goran Eriksson's job much easier. This sudden Gerrard-worship has come about following his 2 spectacular goals in the FA Cup finals last weekan especially since wonderboy Wayne Rooney is doubtful with a broken foot. It's more of the latter, actually. England badly need a hero and with Rooney crocked, teh media have turned their attention on Gerrard, simply because there is no one else who can command such a huge following. David Beckham has passed his sale date; Frank Lampard and Joe Cole's association with Jose Mourinho will not win them much popularity votes among the media and Michael Owen's long injury lay-off does not really make him a media favourite. Now that Rooney is out of action, all attention has shifted to the Liverpool captain, with some newspapers equating the Liverpool captain to Ronaldinho!~ It is quite true, except for the last part obviously! How can you compare the two of them? They are both on different levels!
~He is the driving force behind the team, a fact acknowledged by Chelsea's Jose Mourinho, the Special One. Mourinho wanted him badly but tiwce he was snubbed.~ Excuse me? He SO badly wanted to come to Chelsea. But when they won the Champions League, he decided to make a U-turn! It wasn't because he loved Liverpool to bits he stayed!
~But the truth ahs to be told. Gerrard has not really stamped his class on the international scene yet. After 40 appearances for England, the Liverpool goal-machine has only managed 6 goals for his country over a six-year period. The Gerrard-worship is going to backfire. Remember, he has played 57 top-level games this season and there is a possibilty that he will be a spent force in Germany.~ Didn't I tell you this earlier?
~England do not need heroes at the World Cup. They need team effort. The sooner the media realises this, the better it will be for England.~ Hear hear.
You all can go on talking bout 'yada yada' for all I care, but my man to watch is definitely Frank Lampard.
Enough of my football rants for a day. Need to study for my Lah quiz tomorrow.
First of all, I'd like to make a public apology for yesterday's extremely 'mou-liew' post. It only further convinced you people that my brains have left their respective premises. Please accept my humble apology.
I wonder why you never told me that this was no ordinary cheesy proclamation of love? When I found out the real meaning of this so-called proclamation of love, I nearly cried. It was, in a way, very touching.
'Live Twice' by Darius is indeed a truly beautiful song. If I hadn't figured the truth by accident [don't expect Peter Crouch's lazy girlfriend to tell you anything!], I would have really stuck with my 'sappy proclamation of love' theory.
It turns out he wrote the song for his father who was diagnosed with cancer, and apparently he was really bad. He wrote it for him, his father. I never realised that. The song was actually telling how he felt about his father and his illness. You'd think the lines are so cheesy, but it's not.
What I like about Darius is that when he writes his songs, it comes from the heart. He is very different from Will Young and Gareth Gates [I used to be crazy over this guy, because I like skinny people!], he is very original when it comes to his music. I never get tired of listening to his song. Inspiring, cheeky, teasing, truthful. You name it. It's there. All in his music.
Take these few lines, for example: "Don't leave now, not yet, there are words I regret, and I'm sorry, somehow I only wanted to make you proud..." "When you told me, I froze, it still echoes in my soul, please forgive me, if I didn't say, I LOVE YOU, every single day..." "Nobody told me we'd only get one chance, I didn't know that our time would turn so fast, why we have to say goodbye I don't understand..."
Now I understand. You know, sometimes I wished the same thing. Sometimes, we have fights with people and we refuse to reconcile with them immediately because we tend to think "It'll all be okay, we'll be back to normal tomorrow!". But what if there's no tomorrow? What would you do? You regret not telling them things you want them to know. You regret not being able to tell them words like "I'M SORRY", "I LOVE YOU", "THANK YOU" and "PLEASE FORGIVE ME".
I never got a chance to tell my first love how sorry I was for not knowing that he was ill, how sorry I was for not telling him "I LOVE YOU" every other day of our lives, how sorry I was for not saying sorry when he had our really silly arguments. I regretted not doing all these things while he was alive. I tend to take things for granted. The things people do for me, the things they say to me, and the things give me. EVERYTHING.
I never got a chance to tell my two best friends I'm sorry for arguing about Nick Carter when they were really ill. I didn't tell them how much they meant to me.
I've been ungrateful for everything they do just for me, by just looking at the things they've never done for me.
Always live your day as if it were your last. Tell the people around you you love them. Thank them for everything they've done for you. Tell them you're sorry for having the little fight you had today.
*Guess who share the same birthday with me?* Monday, June 05, 2006
6:36 PM
TAYLOR HICKS [American Idol Season 5 winner!] !!!
MARK SCHWARZER [Middlesborough and Australian goalkeeper!] !!!
IOAN GRUFFUDD [Mr. Fantastic of Fantastic Four!] !!!
Haha...I do have famous people [apart fromNiall Quinn] sharing the same birthday with me!
Oh, since I felt a bit mou-liew [teacher, am I making good progress?] I found people who shared the same birthday as yours [I'm a very good student, you know?] !
ANWAR IBRAHIM [Former Deputy Prime Minister of Malaysia]. ANTONIO BANDERAS [HOT ACTOR!]. ROY KEANE [Former ManUre captain]. DEVON AOKI [2 Fast 2 Furious star].
My best friend of 7 years is coming home to Malaysia! For 2 god-long months! The one who brought out the cheekiness in me!
She's the one who sang the Brazilian samba song during school assemblies after Brazil won the World Cup in 2002. She's the one who formed our society, Jai Jakamma Society. The aim of this club is to annoy fellow schoolmates and teachers. She's the one who heard me sob when Brazil beat England. She's the one who never hesitates about sharing her food with me during recess [She brings tosai and crab curry; while I bring either biscuits, Twiggies or Squiggles! Which would YOU pick?]. She's the one who is planning to become a gynaecologist. She even told me that should some mother decide to deliver at 12 AM, she'd tell her: "Excuse me, miss, now is my sleeping time. Can you come back at 7 AM when I wake up? Tell your baby to hold on first...I need to sleep!". Pure evilness. She's the one who loves Roberto Carlos and Sigit Budiarto and David Boreanaz [haha, Vitya's Boranzo!]. She used to be so obsessed about them and tell me stories about them, and collect pictures of them. She's the one who is super-noisy and laughs like a devil! One day, we dared her to be quiet for 2 periods of BM and our BM teacher [whom she fondly called WhiteBoard] was puzzled because she was really quiet! We decided to let her talk after the first period, but she didn't want to! She's my SHAMINI RATHINAM.
SHAMINI RATHINAM, WELCOME HOME!
I wished she'd introduce me to some rich Russian bloke to me so that he can generously contribute to my HELP SEND ROWENA TO STAMFORD BRIDGE FUND. I'd stop staring at random people [especially blue-eyed 'gweilos'] and yes, to make some of you people happy, I'd finally get myself hooked.
Yesterday, I saw someone. He made me smile like a fox. Silly ex-husband. =)
Ben Foster reminds me of my third ex [which is NOT good!]. I've seen him shirtless [ NOTE:I'M NOT HAM-SAP WHATSOEVER! It so happened he was in my school for the drama competition back in 2004 and he was changing his shirt, and at that uneventful moment I was passing by! Can't I walk freely? It's my school, for the love of God! Argh! *blocks images of shirtless ex!*] and he is VERY Ben Foster-like, which is VERY DISTURBING.
You might be thinking that I really miss my ex, but the truth is, I DON'T! I'm just saying it's just annoying to see someone soHOTwho reminds you of someone you loathe!
I like Ben Foster better even if he's blonde [as you can see my FAVOURITE MALE BLONDES list is growing].
For your viewing pleasure...they may be the laziest things on Earth, but I like them! Maybe because I'm as lazy as they are! Mar thinks I'm like this.
Ah...see? We do have something in common! We love to sleep! I sleep like that!
Oh...I just wanted to put this pic because he scored a goal for Spain! Yay Reyes! He looks weird when he smiles [the kind of smile that I like to put on, the flashy Julia Roberts smile!]. My mum is proud that she and Reyes share the same birthday. Hmph...and she also said he was, in a way, adorable. But she likes Ashley Cole better...if you read my old Joe Cole-Ashley Cole post, you would understand. Haha...
Yes, I seem to be obsessed about men with normal height.
I hate kids who don't know the basic rules of respect or courtesy. Sometimes I think they deserve to either be kicked or spanked by me. Worse still, I might just throw my slipper at them!
I don't hate kids. Trust me. I like them. Especially the really cheeky ones, but these cheeky kids are quite obedient at times. They do know what RESPECT and COURTESY mean. It's the rude ones that tick me off half the time.
Sometimes these kids need to be shot in the arse.
I'm crazy...while waiting outside the toilet with my dad, I saw this skinny 'gweilo' in front of us. I kept staring at him until he walked to another side. God, I scared him away! =(
And today at the petrol station, I was looking at this car which looked really familiar. I kept staring at the car and the people inside. And this guy was looking at me. I could've sworn he looked familiar, I think he's from HELP! My junior I think...and he kept looking at me when I turned around to look at the car, and when he got off to pay for the petrol, he kept looking inside my car! I tell you, he knows me! But I don't know him! I think he's from HELP! Tomorrow, I shall find out!
I have a new hobby. Staring at random people.
*Bluesy* out!
NUMBER 8 JUST SCORED A GOAL at 10:18 PM
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*I need to tell you...*
6:02 PM
I watched X-Men3 already! I feel sad that it ended that way...it looked too easy for us. But still, Hugh Jackman was a sight for sore eyes...yummy!
AndOMG! ArchAngel [played by Ben Foster] is SO HOT!!! I wish they had featured him more in the movie.
He does kind of remind me of my ex. The third one.
But Ben Foster's way hotter! And he ain't much of a cheating, two-timing jerk as well!
=P
San Francisco looked exactly like how I remembered it. Of course I know, they made a replica of it or something. I miss San Francisco, they had the best Thai food there! Can we go there again? I want to walk till the end of the Golden Gate Bridge this time [the last time I went I walked halfway!] !
Anyway, back to the real topic. I HATE QUEUING UP. Who doesn't?
I HATE THE LADIES' TOILETS! THEY'RE ALWAYS FULL!
There were 2 'gweilo' ladies in the queue [though she wasn't exactly queuing up!] and my mum went in. She told my mum: "There is a line" and my mum went in front when she realised that the 'gweilo' ladies were in the queue. And then, their friend who was outside asked them how many people were in front of them, and one of them answered 2. And she goes on to say something unbelievable: "I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WERE SO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY!"
What the hell was that? What kind of generalization was that? Silly woman, must be an American. Trust me, you wouldn't know what these Americans think. My brother's boss' wife was one classic example! She never thought Malaysia had Slumberland matresses, The Body Shop outlets, M.A.C outlets, Guess? outlets and all sorts of things!
And to annoy me even further, this scrawny bitch in pink walked past everyone else and cut the queue! What the fuck? If the 'gweilos' can queue up patiently, I definitely don't see any reason why we Malaysians can't do the same!
I left as soon as I saw that [I hate queuing up, and I wasn't going to pee anyway!] and I saw this boy with a Ronaldinho T-shirt in front of me. Bah...
Having to queue up for the toilet is as bad as queuing up for tickets!
I have a suggestion to make:Let Wayne Rooney be England's keeper instead of Paul Robinson or David 'Calamity' James. Haha...he's even better than Edwin van der Sar and Petr Cech.
Haha...! Me...mean? Hardly!
And would you believe it? We had to take 30 minutes to pay our parking ticket! So many people in the queue, and worse still, the AutoPay machine was spoilt! We had to queue up again!
I get annoyed at little things.
Oh...ENGLAND WON 6-0! JOY!
Frank Lampard scored [thanks Mar!], there was an own goal, Michael Owen scored his first goal of 2006 [after being injured and all, it's wonderful to see him score], and would you believe it, Peter Crouch scored a hat-trick!
For all this, I nominate Crouchy as my man-of-the-match. After all, he did set up most of the goals. He actually took a penalty [Frank was substituted, so he couldn't take it!] but he missed. And he did the 'Crouchbot' dance! Haha...I don't hate him, it's Stevie G I hate. Speaking of him, I saw him in that bloody Celcom advert before the movie began!
Before I forget, I'd like to make a special birthday wish to my 15 years. DELMIERA ASHANTI YEN-MAY LEE-CHAUDHARY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY. Enjoy the last of your teens. Peter scored for you 3 goals as a birthday gift. Haha...you will always be my 15 years of craziness. Enjoy yourself tonight!
Oh, I want to make a plea. Dear Eidur Gudjohnsen, Please stay in Chelsea. I know how you always say you are a striker for the mighty Blues, and judging from the way you say it, you are happy in Chelsea. Please don't leave...I want you there, at Stamford Bridge.
Bloody hell.One more week til the World Cup 2006! Germany, here I come!
*Note: I don't have tickets to go there. If I did, I'd kill Der GreedyPants a long time ago!*
Looks like I'll watch it from my TV and pretend that I'm there I'm Germany with the England lads.
Which brings me to another issue. My TV is spoilt!
*dramatic music*
HOW IN THE WORLD CAN MY TV BE SPOILT? IT WAS FINE WHEN I LEFT IT YESTERDAY! ONE WEEK BEFORE WORLD CUP AND IT'S SPOILT? WHAT IN THE NAME OF PETER CROUCH?
Hmph..I blame the folks for this. They were the LAST people who used the TV anyway!
Can't really blame the folks-lah. The TV is like 10 years old already, so it's probably a sign that we should get a new one.
Not too worry, I have another TV downstairs [I have 3 TVs: 2 downstairs and 1 upstairs]. So I can still watch my World Cup.
And I'm getting sick of all the newspapers of late. Steven Gerrard's is EVERYWHERE.
Since I made a promise to my little 'traitor' of a Scouser, I SHALL NOT be mean or nasty to Steven. She's a bloody English blonde-brunette Scouser who supports France!
And to that Peter Crouch fan, you are no better you know? You little Brazilian fan!
Bloody traitors.
And the phone is out-of-order as well. We can't get calls.
Bah...screw them. I got the McDonalds' Goleo VI doll today.
Yes, I have a mind of a 5-year-old, so what's your point?
I want to watch the England-Jamaica game tomorrow, but I can't. Dad's going to Johor tomorrow to visit an aunt who had a heart attack somewhere this week. I'd like to go watch it, but I don't expect my mum to go out at night by ourselves. Don't mention my brother, I bet he's watching it with his mates.
So I'll be relying on my usual SMS alerts. Bah.
Oh, I saw two HOT gweilos today. Yes, I love to 'cuci-mata' on gweilos. Got a problem with that?
Did you notice that the 'Group of Death' or Group C is the only group which actually features players who have played for Chelsea?Arjen Robben for Holland, Didier Drogba for Ivory Coast, Hernan Crespo for Argentina, and Mateja Kezman for Serbia and Montenegro.
Haven't I told you this already? Blame my sieve-like memory.
I saw the baby-rocking celebration JT did when he scored for England, and it was really sweet. They did this when Frank scored to celebrate Luna's arrival on Earth, right?
Sieve-like memory. Blame it on that.
*Bluesy* out!
NUMBER 8 JUST SCORED A GOAL at 10:20 PM
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*Blah-lah...* Thursday, June 01, 2006
4:26 PM
I got to see the England-Hungary game this morning after my Stats quiz. The first-half only.
Yes, I saw the penalty. The ONE he missed. I felt like stabbing myself in Ali Maju just now.
I went: "Yer...how can he miss? He NEVER misses any penalty he's taken for Chelsea or England!" so loudly that the guy in front of our table turned around to see who said that. So embarrassing...Su Tze told me to keep quiet! Haha...
Enough of that sad stories. Stats quiz was okay, but I know so far I think I have 2 mistakes. Hope I did okay though.
AND ANDRIY SHEVCHENKO'S COMING TO CHELSEA! HIS TRANSFER DEAL IS COMPLETE!
And to think Peter Kenyon said that getting Sheva was not going to be possible!
This IS a dream come true!!!
Can we please offload those German dudes there? Oh, and while we're at it, sell Glen Johnson and bring back Wayne Bridge. I miss seeing Bridge work it at the Bridge.
I really need a haircut.
Oh, this is interesting. Sheva is 11 years and one week older than me!
Why is that no one famous shares the same birthday with me? Mar, NIALL QUINN is NOT counted even if he's famous because he played for Ireland.
Oh my God. It's half a year already. Time flies really fast without you knowing it...
Sad, ain't it?
2 more days til you-know-what, you silly fan of Peter Crouch.
I'm going to watch X-Men3 this weekend. Yay!
I watched Bend It Like Beckham this afternoon. Sometimes I wonder if I had been given the opportunity like Jessy, will I be a footballer instead of a college student who doesn't understand what the Lah lecturer is saying, is completely clueless about Statistics[I have denounced Add Maths right after SPM, and I am forced to meet her again now!], spends half her life in front of the bloody PC and sleep, and complains about needing new glasses? I wonder...
Oh wait, I can't play anymore. My knee ache is back to haunt me.
Bloody hell.
Was going to write something really personal, maybe tomorrow.
I read 20 chapters of Be Careful What You Wish For by Alexandra Potter [dear God, I'm reading! *fireworks*]. And I haven't finished that OTHER book!
*Rowena Hanafiah*
*The nicknames include Ro, Jamie, Julian/Julez, Shi-na, Ah Yan, and ChienBlue
*Crazy, adorable, cheeky, sporty, incorrigible Chelsea FC fan. Loves cats and chocolates. Hates cockroaches, blood and knives (how will she ever learn how to cook?). Comes from a mixed Sri Lankan-Sinhalese and Malay parentage*
*Obsessed with her silver earrings. Wants to be a psychologist but ends up being a psycho herself. Loves F1 and football. Plays football like she's the female version of Frank Lampard*
*Loves: Anything blue, anything to do with CHELSEA FC, FRANK LAMPARD, the MCLAREN-MERCEDES F1 TEAM, Jamie Carragher, and Robbie Keane*
*Loves: Silver earrings, music, and writing poems*
*Hates: Anything in pink is detestable, insects, cooking, knives, make-up, and bitches*
*Hates: Wayne Rooney, Cristiano Ronaldo, Ruud Van Nistelrooy, Rio Ferdinand, Luis Garcia and Francesc Fabregas* View my complete profile
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-Wishes-
*Roman Abramovich to sponsor my education*
*To meet my heroes and the people I idolise*
*A new car*
*To settle my vendettas with people who have hurt me dearly*
*Settle down in New Zealand or Britain*
*Further my studies in New Zealand or London*
*CDs from Robbie Williams, Keane, Jamie Cullum, Darius, Daniel Bedingfield, and James Blunt*
